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Attack Helicopter!
PurpleJ
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So I have my nephews over for this fine perspective weekend, and I gifted the elder nephew one of my old toys. A big plastic attack helicopter. He asked me why it has guns. I said "because it's the army. It's their job to shoot bad guys." He goes..."oh well why are they bad?" Since I didn't think he would understand the intricacies of geopolitics, I replied "they want to destroy freedom and McDonalds." Now he's running around with his new helicopter pretending to shoot everything screaming "FUCK THE INFIDELS! YOU'LL TAKE MY HAPPY MEAL FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!" He wants to join the Army when he grows up and cleanse the middle east of fundamentalism with his younger brother as the copilot.
I am a good uncle for turning on my nephews to the attack helicopter lifestyle. Soon he will be dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. #tuff
I am a good uncle for turning on my nephews to the attack helicopter lifestyle. Soon he will be dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. #tuff
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