People put in better situations than Jake Haener

HuskyJW

RaceBannon

Hi Sven!

RaceBannon

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minion_doog

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I'm noticing a trend here. Of Petersen putting our QBs in shitty situations.

Fenderbender123

RaceBannon

Fenderbender123 said:

This laser will move incredibly slowly as I tell you my entire plan before it cuts you in half unless you use all the time left after my henchmen and me leave you all alone so you can escape and foil the plan I will tell you all about because you'll be dead anyway!

Fenderbender123

Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.

YellowSnow

Fenderbender123 said:

Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.

I expected James Bond to die in that scene. Was shocked when he went on the live a get pussy galore.

Fenderbender123

YellowSnow said:

Fenderbender123 said:

Imagine actually dying like that...strapped down to a table while you watch a laser slowly cut you in half, starting with your genitals. When I first saw that scene, I was like "OMG James Bond's dick is gonna get cut off!" But luckily it didn't because Bond uses his dick a lot to bang pussy.

I expected James Bond to die in that scene. Was shocked when he went on the live a get pussy galore.

Pussy Galore is a lesbian, too. That's how good James Bond is at getting laid.

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Homebrew_Dawg

mobey said:

So this is Pete's preferred method to neuter young men.

MelloDawg

DoogieMcDoogerson

That takes it straight to 11. Damnnnnnnnnn

RaceBannon said:

Hi Sven!