Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.
What I think I think...It's all been said already edition.
Swaye
Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,357 
Fuck Peterman. Seriously. I hate him for so many things, but giving me hope we might be a legit program is number 1 among them.
Our special teams are, on balance, abysmal. Were it not for our decent punter and Dante the last couple of years, it would be among the worst in history of football. Not being able to find a FG kicker in 5 years when you have given out about 12 scholarships to kickers in that time frame is laughable.
Our offensive identity is conservative, confusing, and nonsensical. Our receivers aren't shitty, they can't get open because our offense is like reading a schematic diagram of a nuclear reactor. In Mandarin.
In 5 years the only OC we have ever found was a consultant, for half a season. Bush Hamden has been one of my single largest disappointments in 5 years.
Not ever allowing an open QB competition in 4 years is absurd. Doing it when old unexciting noodle arm is your QB is downright fireable.
Not recruiting any interior DL for two years is a joke. Only recruiting two decent Buck's in 5 years is napalmable.
I weep for Azeem Victor and all pipe hitting brothas out there who have their joy and emotion sucked out of them by the white pride factory that is UW Football. I feel like we are trying to cast a remake for Leave it To Beaver instead of field a football team. We are Wonder Bread in mirrored purple.
Have you ever seen a more joyless soul crushing fun Nazi than Chris Peterman? He could take the fun out of fucking.
It's over. Last night after the game I rearranged my calendar for Saturday hunts throughout deer season. I usually try to take half days at work during the week for hunting so I have time on the weekends for games. Fuck it. Why bother. I'd rather sit in a tree stand in 25 degree weather all day than watch another joyless uninspired no identity poorly called lethargically executed parade of poor body language try hard white guys.
UW Football is now the rough equivalent of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Thoroughly white, uninspiring, well mannered and cultish. The cult of Chris Petersen. Loser in Chief.
Kill it all. Burn it to the ground. Salt the Earth. Start over.
Our special teams are, on balance, abysmal. Were it not for our decent punter and Dante the last couple of years, it would be among the worst in history of football. Not being able to find a FG kicker in 5 years when you have given out about 12 scholarships to kickers in that time frame is laughable.
Our offensive identity is conservative, confusing, and nonsensical. Our receivers aren't shitty, they can't get open because our offense is like reading a schematic diagram of a nuclear reactor. In Mandarin.
In 5 years the only OC we have ever found was a consultant, for half a season. Bush Hamden has been one of my single largest disappointments in 5 years.
Not ever allowing an open QB competition in 4 years is absurd. Doing it when old unexciting noodle arm is your QB is downright fireable.
Not recruiting any interior DL for two years is a joke. Only recruiting two decent Buck's in 5 years is napalmable.
I weep for Azeem Victor and all pipe hitting brothas out there who have their joy and emotion sucked out of them by the white pride factory that is UW Football. I feel like we are trying to cast a remake for Leave it To Beaver instead of field a football team. We are Wonder Bread in mirrored purple.
Have you ever seen a more joyless soul crushing fun Nazi than Chris Peterman? He could take the fun out of fucking.
It's over. Last night after the game I rearranged my calendar for Saturday hunts throughout deer season. I usually try to take half days at work during the week for hunting so I have time on the weekends for games. Fuck it. Why bother. I'd rather sit in a tree stand in 25 degree weather all day than watch another joyless uninspired no identity poorly called lethargically executed parade of poor body language try hard white guys.
UW Football is now the rough equivalent of the Mormon tabernacle choir. Thoroughly white, uninspiring, well mannered and cultish. The cult of Chris Petersen. Loser in Chief.
Kill it all. Burn it to the ground. Salt the Earth. Start over.
Comments
I'll be back later to read it. Going to have some "alone time" now.
New board slogan. Hell, there are probably 3 or 4 other potential slogans in this masterpiece.
“Fuck Peterman” is another.
As soon as I saw those purple fucking helmets, I was pissed I left the river. If we're going to look like faggots when we beat up on Cal, then I'll just go ahead and keep fishing. If we're going to look like faggots and lose to Cal, then god damn fucking shit sonofabitch asshole motherfuckers, I want to destroy something. That fish I kept is so lucky he was already dead or I'd still be clubbing his head with the fish beater.
Fuck.
This game took me back to UCLA 1990. Shoved around and outplayed by a team you have no fucking business losing to. Just embarrassing. The players and the coaches really need to take a look at what they did yesterday and never fucking do that shit again. Or die. Whichever.
I guess I'm going to cook a salmon, watch some F1 and watch the Hawks. At least when my guy doesn't win the race or the Hawks lose I don't feel like murdering someone for the next 72 hours. I'm going to go do some knife work on the fucking fish right now and see if that and a couple cups of Irish coffee will help me calm the fuck down.
I laffed like your idiot hyena.
Look at the bright side. You didn't lose to Virginia.
Oh wait; you basically did.
Wanted to add a picture for the “other” folks here