My ideal UW helmet

PurpleJ

Matte chrome black with a purple American flag dildo attached to the forehead.

PurpleJ

Change the mascot to a gay unicorn. GO WASHINGTON FAGGOTICORNS!!!!!

GrundleStiltzkin

I’ll be asking DJ to delete my account due to this vile filth.

PurpleJ

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

PurpleThrobber

PurpleJ said:

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

Try living my life for a day.

Not easy with a perma Throbber.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

UCLA will be all over this idea

PurpleJ

Dildo unicorn look would have suited us yesterday.

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

It's kind of hard to lead with the crown of the helmet when there's a 14 inch monster dong attached to your head. Ever think of that?

I just solved player safety.

Idiot hyena engaged.

PurpleJ

You're going to try this with spirit horse, aren't you?

Pitchfork51

I loved your helmets

Tequilla must have creamed his pants

Swaye

PurpleJ said:

You're going to try this with spirit horse, aren't you?

Maybe I could make a plaster cast of his dong. We could use that.