I want to drink, but I'm afraid I will commit suicide.
DO IT!!
Outside of UW football everything is great in my life. I don't really want to rn. Just give me until half time, though.
I have 40 bottles of booze at my house. I can make it happen. I bought like six bottles of rum the other day. One is 151 proof, another 139. It'll be easy.
I want to cum to your house some time with a stack of my minty AC DC 1st pressings and drink all your rich people rum.
I do love being rich. I got a raise and didn't realize it. I was like 'oh shit, my checks are higher! wow - this is awesome... I wonder why'. I asked my boss and he was like, 'uh you got a substantial raise' - I was like, 'oh yeah, I forgot. I'm rich.'.
Damn, I wish that happened to me. I thought I got a raise but it was fucking that I no longer had to contribute too fucking social security tax for the year.
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And weed