Suggestion for new poasters

HillsboroDuck

It's tim to chinvoke the HH redshirt rule. Rookie handles can get poasting access to the boreds for 4 weeks during the season, the rest of the weeks they get to lurk and soak up the culture, giving them tim to really get a feel for mix it up with the HHBs.

We can assemble an HH coaching staff of grizzled veterans who evaluate new handles and determine which weeks they get access. In the rare event that a youngster shows extreme promise the staff can even decide to take the redshirt off and give them unlimited access.

I think this would be really beneficial for the @Jack_Cobra, @SECDAWG and especially @dirtysouwfdawg's of the world.

FireCohen

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

PurpleJ

I think we? should make fun of them until they either LEAVE, kill themselves, or suck less.

CaptainPJ

I was always down with HH’s only, unless sent a chinvitation.

Probably wouldn’t be a good chinvestment, though.

Gotta pay the bills

Crawfish

I disagree.

TommySQC

Didn't realize this was a democracy.

@DerekJohnson, true?

Doog_de_Jour

TommySQC said:

Didn't realize this was a democracy.

@DerekJohnson, true?

Putin-style democracy.

Dennis_DeYoung

WeakarmCobra said:

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

If you don’t renounce your obviously anti drinking problem poast I will kill you. This aggression will not stand.

Baseman

Fuck all the semantics. Just..

LEAVE!

GrundleStiltzkin

Baseman said:

Fuck all the semantics. Just..

LEAVE!

What’s you’re problem with @Mad_Son ?

FireCohen

Dennis_DeYoung said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

If you don’t renounce your obviously anti drinking problem poast I will kill you. This aggression will not stand.

no i am saying that @SECDAWG is ok in my book caz he has a drinking problem the other two can fuck off for all i care. I support all forms of drinking and drug problems. Like a great man said "rehab is for quitters"

Pitchfork51

As long as we revert btp to a redshirt indefinitely

HillsboroDuck

WeakarmCobra said:

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

A freshman who can't handle his booze. Not exactly news.

FireCohen

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

A freshman who can't handle his booze. Not exactly news.

I can’t handle my booze

HillsboroDuck

WeakarmCobra said:

HillsboroDuck said:

WeakarmCobra said:

Hey @SECDAWG has drinking problem

A freshman who can't handle his booze. Not exactly news.

I can’t handle my booze

Not exactly news.

PurpleBaze

Being a new poaster here... Well, it's hard. It takes a minute to get a feel for the bored. It's a process.

We have to stay positive with the newfish. Sometimes they need more time... maybe even 5 years.

MikeDamone

HillsboroDuck said:

It's tim to chinvoke the HH redshirt rule. Rookie handles can get poasting access to the boreds for 4 weeks during the season, the rest of the weeks they get to lurk and soak up the culture, giving them tim to really get a feel for mix it up with the HHBs.

We can assemble an HH coaching staff of grizzled veterans who evaluate new handles and determine which weeks they get access. In the rare event that a youngster shows extreme promise the staff can even decide to take the redshirt off and give them unlimited access.

I think this would be really beneficial for the @Jack_Cobra, @SECDAWG and especially @dirtysouwfdawg's of the world.

Are you on the board of investors? Didn’t think so. So how about not make rules.

FireCohen

PurpleBaze said:

Being a new poaster here... Well, it's hard. It takes a minute to get a feel for the bored. It's a process.

We have to stay positive with the newfish. Sometimes they need more time... maybe even 5 years.

I am almost 9k poast in, not getting better. Maybe time for stalin to update the newcomers message. The place does not make you a better poaster

PurpleBaze

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleBaze said:

Being a new poaster here... Well, it's hard. It takes a minute to get a feel for the bored. It's a process.

We have to stay positive with the newfish. Sometimes they need more time... maybe even 5 years.

I am almost 9k poast in, not getting better. Maybe time for stalin to update the newcomers message. The place does not make you a better poaster

Slow strategy for sure.

You just need a few more poasts under your belt. Once you get your reads down, things are going to get ugly fast.

FireCohen

PurpleBaze said:

WeakarmCobra said:

PurpleBaze said:

Being a new poaster here... Well, it's hard. It takes a minute to get a feel for the bored. It's a process.

We have to stay positive with the newfish. Sometimes they need more time... maybe even 5 years.

I am almost 9k poast in, not getting better. Maybe time for stalin to update the newcomers message. The place does not make you a better poaster

Slow strategy for sure.

You just need a few more poasts under your belt. Once you get your reads down, things are going to get ugly fast.

Maybe once I get my engrish down

WilburHooksHands

All redshirt rules are waived if a new poaster invokes "fuck off and die" or "kill yourself."