I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
To be fair, the ladies I am with are usually drunk or on drugs and are often slapping me and screaming obscenities at me for foreplay.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
To be fair, the ladies I am with are usually drunk or on drugs and are often slapping me and screaming obscenities at me for foreplay.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
To be fair, the ladies I am with are usually drunk or on drugs and are often slapping me and screaming obscenities at me for foreplay.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
I thought Stalin just had his way with the ladies and didn't have to court them.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
I thought Stalin just had his way with the ladies and didn't have to court them.
I've never understood jazz. Probably because I am a noted dimwit.
I will tell a quick personal story from several years ago. There was a pretty girl I was seeing who was raised in India and had lived here a few years. She went to LSU but dropped out, then moved to the Seattle area. Long story, but an interesting story. Anyway, we were hanging out on the couch with the lights low and I was rubbing her back with my right hand. I glanced over and her head was suddenly tilted up with her eyes closed and a small smile on her face. I had no idea anything major was happening, so I was startled. I flashed a devilish smile and said "ohhh, you're liking DJ's soft touch huh?"
She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
I thought Stalin just had his way with the ladies and didn't have to court them.
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She said "well yeah, but REALLY enjoying that soft music. What is it?"
It was John Coltrane's "My Little Brown Book".
Swaye my friend, you can't get that kind of reaction from Side Two of Led Zeppelin 4.
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