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EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,095 Swaye's Wigwam
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I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!


















The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,200 Swaye's Wigwam
    Take this to the fucking Soap Opera bored
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Take this to the fucking Soap Opera bored

    Still better than golf
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  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,828 Swaye's Wigwam
    EsophagealFeces said:

    I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!


















    The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.

    You got a shout out on the same pod as the spirit warning. Consider a two-fer.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,972
    The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.

    How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.

    Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.

    Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms
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  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    You sound jealous.
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,238 Standard Supporter
    Fuck - there’s like 70 of those Melting Pot restaurants.

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,500 Founders Club
    EsophagealFeces said:

    I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!


















    The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.

    Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?
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  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,414 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    LoneStarDawg said:

    The fanciest thing she could think of is melting pot?

    Are you dating a high schooler from 1998?

    If so, pics?
    We want pics regardless
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  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,095 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!


















    The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.

    Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?
    #CokeBender
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  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,943 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    I should have learned from your mistakes. I knew dating was a bad idea. I should have stayed single and done coke and gone to rehab and fucked redheads with issues in rehab and done my damnedest to die before 40, but noooooooooooo. What do I do? I start dating this girl, then I win a bunch of money in a golf tournament, then I tell her she can pick anywhere she wants to go to dinner, and what the fuck does she pick?!?!?!?!?!!!?!11!???!?!?!


















    The goddamn melting pot. Fucking fondue. I think this is my cue to run.

    Maybe we can kill ourselves together. That sounds gay, but we'll be dead so who gives a fuck? Also, before you end it all, do you have any of that golf tournament money left?
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  • RatherBeBrewingRatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    Pitchfork51 said:

    The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.

    How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.

    Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.

    Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms


    That sounds poor and lazy.

    Get a nice piece of Gruyere, a nice piece of Swiss, and some other cheese that you can't pronounce. You get some decent dry white wine, since you're a doovil that means you should get one that doesn't come in a box. You drink the wine while stirring the melting cheese, maybe sprinkle a few drops of the wine in there. My chef's tip: you drink a six pack of beer simultaneously. They won't tell you that in the fondue recipe, but it makes the whole experience much more bearable. You'll thank me the next morning when you're too concerned about your headache to remember you wasted the night making fondue. You then make some decent dippers. Get creative. Chorizo meatballs? Most Arizona State grads like meaty, Mexican balls, so try that. You then spend the night pretending to not notice the person you just banged is having fondue induced diarrhea in your bathroom.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,972
    RatherBeBrewing said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    The melting pot is the biggest fucking joke.

    How they took peasant food and made it expensive I'll never get.

    Just get a 6.99 thing of cheese fondue and some fucking french bread.

    Or some damn oil and steak and mushrooms


    That sounds poor and lazy.

    Get a nice piece of Gruyere, a nice piece of Swiss, and some other cheese that you can't pronounce. You get some decent dry white wine, since you're a doovil that means you should get one that doesn't come in a box. You drink the wine while stirring the melting cheese, maybe sprinkle a few drops of the wine in there. My chef's tip: you drink a six pack of beer simultaneously. They won't tell you that in the fondue recipe, but it makes the whole experience much more bearable. You'll thank me the next morning when you're too concerned about your headache to remember you wasted the night making fondue. You then make some decent dippers. Get creative. Chorizo meatballs? Most Arizona State grads like meaty, Mexican balls, so try that. You then spend the night pretending to not notice the person you just banged is having fondue induced diarrhea in your bathroom.
    That all sounds good

    Here's my recipe

    Take some gasoline

    Pour it over yourself

    And light that match
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