This could be a sign about marriage Swaye

RaceBannon

foxnews.com/us/2018/09/26/virginia-man-drunk-on-rum-poured-gas-on-disabled-wife-before-lighting-her-on-fire-police-say.html

BearsWiin

Poor guy burned all the hair off the top of his head

Pitchfork51

I know plenty of people married to seals

None of them would ever burn them alive.

creepycoug

Jimminy Kreistmas!

Spirit Horse didn't mention anything about this.

dflea

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

creepycoug

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

dflea

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

Yes.

creepycoug

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

Yes.

Long-winded Highclimber!

PurpleThrobber

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

Well, that and the fact Daisy Fuentes dumped the Cubanos for Richard Fucking Marx.

creepycoug

PurpleThrobber said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

Well, that and the fact Daisy Fuentes dumped the Cubanos for Richard Fucking Marx.

Eh, we have much better.

Hold on the Night. Hold on the Memories. He wishes he could give you moar, but you'll need to come back to the Cuban side for that honey.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

We should have kept Cuba and turned the whole place into on giant casino and rum distillery. #makecubagreatagain

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

We should have kept Cuba and turned the whole place into on giant casino and rum distillery. #makecubagreatagain

We're waiting!

Kaepsknee

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

Drunk on rum.

Explains everything.

Didn't even need to read past the headline.

At least he was smart enough to drink the rum and use gas for an accelerant.

Rum. Is that why my Cuban brethren and I are so obnoxious and ill-tempered when we tie one on?

We should have kept Cuba and turned the whole place into on giant casino and rum distillery. #makecubagreatagain

Yep. It would put the Mayan Riviera out of business.

PurpleJ

She's gonna put ur nuts in a shoebox.