OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

HuskyJW

How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your beer?
Invite another Mormon

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UWerentThereMan

You tell him to LEAVE!

AZDuck

Baphomet

How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.

Dress her up like an alter boy.

Swaye

How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Screwing is a sin.

southernblueblood

Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.

PurpleBaze

Do you know which other 2 states, besides Utah, celebrate Pioneer Day?

Missouri because the Mormons left and California because they didn't make it that far...

PurpleBaze

Bring'em young ..

tee hee hee

flatus

What do you call 100,000 mormons on the bottom of a lake?

A good start!

southernblueblood

Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

whatshouldicareabout

Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

@DerekJohnson

PineapplePirate

southernblueblood

Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

UWhuskytskeet

Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

Also, this particular username is new, which suggests someone who is either plagiarizing or posing as multiple different people on the same board. I don't know the rules here, but in most communities that is a TOS violation.

flatus

Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny
@DerekJohnson

Yeah, cuz this site is so classy and no one ever jokes about people/players drowning, dying, setting themselves on fire, etc.

Please edit to say "100,000 duck fans". Now it's hilarious!

It's ok, you just don't "get it"

flatus

Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

LEAVE!!!

PurpleJ

You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?

southernblueblood

It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?

PurpleJ

You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?

He lost to a black guy! I bet he hated THAT!!! ROFL!!!!

MisterEm

It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?

Nope. Just Tactown TUFF J.

LesGrossman

I'm sure this guy fit right in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HHjLiRmyzw