What if it's actually genius? What if all the formations, all the shifts and motions, what if everything runs like a fucking symphony if you just had a great QB.
I admit that I hate it, and I originally thought it was Babushka. Then I thought it was Hamdan. Now I think it's Pete. But what if it's actually because it's been run by Miley Cyrus and Brownsocks all 5 years so far.
What if next year when Eason takes the reigns, it just becomes a magical display of execution and domination? I mean, it was only 7 throws but the offense was rolling under Haener.
Maybe I've drank too much and am thinking too much about this shit, but I think Browning just really sucks that much.

Jesus fucking Christ. This was a draft that I wrote at 2:47 am yesterday after drinking Angel's Envy all night. I really shouldn't try and figure out the offensive problems when I'm hammered. At this point, Browning sucks and the play calls from Hamdan suck, but it's all Pete's offense so it's clearly his fault.
A lesson for you all, don't drink and poast in the early am. FYFMFE
All that said.... If that shit turns out to be true and next year's offense is a juggernaut, I maintain the right to bump this shit as the first to call it fags.