We? know our? offense is shit.... but....

DoogCourics

What if it's actually genius? What if all the formations, all the shifts and motions, what if everything runs like a fucking symphony if you just had a great QB.

I admit that I hate it, and I originally thought it was Babushka. Then I thought it was Hamdan. Now I think it's Pete. But what if it's actually because it's been run by Miley Cyrus and Brownsocks all 5 years so far.

What if next year when Eason takes the reigns, it just becomes a magical display of execution and domination? I mean, it was only 7 throws but the offense was rolling under Haener.

Maybe I've drank too much and am thinking too much about this shit, but I think Browning just really sucks that much.













Jesus fucking Christ. This was a draft that I wrote at 2:47 am yesterday after drinking Angel's Envy all night. I really shouldn't try and figure out the offensive problems when I'm hammered. At this point, Browning sucks and the play calls from Hamdan suck, but it's all Pete's offense so it's clearly his fault.

A lesson for you all, don't drink and poast in the early am. FYFMFE







All that said.... If that shit turns out to be true and next year's offense is a juggernaut, I maintain the right to bump this shit as the first to call it fags.

PostGameOrangeSlices

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

Mad_Son

An offense that your personnel can't run is a shit offense. If it is brilliant wait until you have someone brilliant to implement it and give your below average decision making, noodle armed qb a different offense..

UW_Doog_Bot

I have kind of considered the fact that it's entirely possible that there's just no way to make a good offense with Browning as your qb. Then I think about things like the speed option being run in the red zone vs. an elite front seven and I remember that even if the first part is true that our offensive playcalling is still FS.

Gladstone

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

The kind of quip that gives you instant chins, but the quality of the competition had nothing to do with the zip on the ball, the touch on the placements, and the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

The most popular player on the team is always the backup QB. Hth

Gladstone

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

The most popular player on the team is always the backup QB. Hth

The kind of quip that gives you instant chins, but that quote this is usually said in relation to fans, and not the actual players on the team.

RoadDawg55

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

The kind of quip that gives you instant chins, but the quality of the competition had nothing to do with the zip on the ball, the touch on the placements, and the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

The players did seem to rally around Browning early in the Utah game. They had a lot more energy.

That disapated once Browning starting shitting himself.

chuck

The offense pisses me off me. It's way too dependent on perfect timing of play calls/surprising the defense and spot on execution by all 11 guys. It's way too prone to going backwards when everything doesn't click. It doesn't seem to have a diverse enough set of high percentage, positive yardage plays for grinding out long drives...when a clock killing drive is called for we always seem to start out like gangbusters then run out of ideas and resort to more Browning nonsense to keep it alive. Sometimes a good team has to be able to run a play the other team knowsius coming and still gain yards, otherwise it's not a good team.

I do believe that, with the right personnel, it could be a juggernaut. I actually believe that it will be one at UW someday, but it's going to be something that only clicks every few years or once a decade. Perfect personnel doesnt come together every year anywhere, not even at Alabama. If such a thing was a requirement there to win championships then Saban would have half as many of them. Maybe less.

It's frustrating as fuck to see a coach who is doing nearly everything else at a championship level continuing to hamstring himself with a poorly devised offense.

RoadDawg55

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

The most popular player on the team is always the backup QB. Hth

I don't think that was true with Jeff Lindquist.

DeepSeaZ

Nah I’m pretty sure Bush is Sark 2.0. He needs to go.

Pitchfork51

DeepSeaZ said:

Nah I’m pretty sure Bush is Sark 2.0. He needs to let it fuckin rip.

jecornel

I would be happy to watch Haener finish out the year. I've seen one too many back pedal pic/sacks to last a lifetime. 3.2 years of Browning has been plenty for me.

More Haener throwing dimes to Jones/fuller, more Ngata, more Gaskin. If it's not good enough then it's not good enough. This conference sucks, Washington should win it.

dtd

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Gladstone said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

the enthusiasm to which teammates gravitated towards Bieber.

The most popular player on the team is always the backup QB. Hth

Braxton Burmeister is sobbing with joy right now.

TierbsHsotBoobs

UW_Doog_Bot said:

I have kind of considered the fact that it's entirely possible that there's just no way to make a good offense with Browning as your qb. Then I think about things like the speed option being run in the red zone vs. an elite front seven and I remember that even if the first part is true that our offensive playcalling is still FS.

It's a shame the NCAA doesn't allow Peterman to recruit and play a good quarterback instead.

NorwegianHusky

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

As funny as this is... Haener does throw a better ball than Browning, and it's not even close. They could be playing against air and that would still be obvious.

Doesn't mean we know what Haener would look like against real competition, but we do know what Brownsocks looks like...

Kaepsknee

DeepSeaZ said:

Nah I’m pretty sure Bush is Sark 2.0. He needs to go.

I always knew Hamden would be the new pariah, Didn’t figure it to be by Week 3 though.

MisterEm

NorwegianHusky said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

If Ive learned anything from this bored in the past 2 weeks, it's that legends are made in the 4th quarter vs North Dakota

As funny as this is... Haener does throw a better ball than Browning, and it's not even close. They could be playing against air and that would still be obvious.

Doesn't mean we know what Haener would look like against real competition, but we do know what Brownsocks looks like...

That is why this frustrates the alumni and fanbase. He is who we thought he is.

Time to cut bait, Jake B.

AEB

I’m still irritated Coach Pete didn’t play to win the game more often during his 7-6 first year. Why not try and win a few more games? Why punish the kids who suffered through Sark without letting it rip? I get building a culture, but you still play to win the game. These Browning / Salvon MIA / BBK over Victor / underutilization of Dissly / Straying from the Power Offense / issues bring back this bad memory.

Sledog

All I have to say is we had enough offense to win the game. If we do that every game I'm good with it!

PostGameOrangeSlices

Sledog said:

All I have to say is we had enough offense to win the game. If we do that every game I'm good with it!

It would be nice if the defense didnt have to carry the offense against every team besides WSU