Some perspective I didn't need.

Swaye

I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years.

You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.

Jesus. I need a hobby.

YellowSnow

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

And it's official. I'm killing myself. Thanks HH.

TommySQC

Swaye said:

I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years.

You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.

Jesus. I need a hobby.

Now do it with sex

Swaye

TommySQC said:

Swaye said:

I've been on this bored since mid-December 2012. So that is roughly 2100 days ago. I have 24,500 posts (roughly). That is an average of almost 12 posts a day every day for almost 6 years.

You take out the two times I was in jail, and my rehab stint, plus vacations and fishing trips and all weekend Jeep events, faceplant drunk days, and days spent trying to get hookers in far away lands, and you are left with me averaging about 15 posts a day every single day of my life I wasn't incarcerated, too drunk to type, getting AIDS or falling into rivers.

Jesus. I need a hobby.

Now do it with sex

Lucky for me though I have probably screwed a thousand times in that 6 year period, none of them last more than a few seconds, so it really doesn't move the needle much on the numbers.

Also, shout out to @dnc

PurpleJ

My favorite hobby is accusing strangers of racism on the internet.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

And it's official. I'm killing myself. Thanks HH.

Send my regards to Dj

animate

Hmmnn. Haven't had fondue for a loooong time. Makes me wanna read some Asterix and Obelix.

Pitchfork51

Fondue = awesome
fondue party = irredeemably lame.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Fondue = awesome
fondue party = irredeemably lame.

Way to stick a bitchfork in me when I'm down.

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

My favorite hobby is accusing strangers of racism on the internet.

J?

huskyhooligan

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

And it's official. I'm killing myself. Thanks HH.

You do it, and whitey wins. Think about it.

Doog_de_Jour

@Swaye, I believe when you were in rehab I recommended you pick up needlepoint as a hobby - I still stand by my suggestion.