Swaye Will be Proud x2: Sac News Edition

Dennis_DeYoung

Swaye

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

Doog_de_Jour

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

BearsWiin

Sac News? KTVU2 is from Jack London Square in Oakland.

Mark Ibanez has been their sports anchor for nearly 40 years

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

Hey now, this was 25 years ago. She was good looking back then!

Swaye

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

Hey now, this was 25 years ago. She was good looking back then!

Wait, did you mean him? Yeah, before @dnc got AIDS he was quite a looker.

Doogles

You know your city is legit when they have time for the backup QB segment.

Also mom's Instagram profile says "horse lover" which makes me believe Swaye has a @SpiritHorse story to share in the Wam.

Doog_de_Jour

Swaye said:

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

Hey now, this was 25 years ago. She was good looking back then!

Wait, did you mean him? Yeah, before @dnc got AIDS he was quite a looker.

Abundance.

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

I literally had to respond to this three times before I figured out wtf was going on. I am so fucking stoopid. I meant Heaner. The QB. If he was 10 years older he might be my kid.

Doog_de_Jour

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

I literally had to respond to this three times before I figured out wtf was going on. I am so fucking stoopid. I meant Heaner. The QB. If he was 10 years older he might be my kid.

It’s OK. I just thought it would be fun to go for the non-Mrs. Haener related, subverting TBS’ing joke.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

I love him. If he was 10 years older he might be mine.

The news anchor? You could do better.

I literally had to respond to this three times before I figured out wtf was going on. I am so fucking stoopid. I meant Heaner. The QB. If he was 10 years older he might be my kid.

Who knows?!? Maybe she kept your seed frozen for a decade.

#teamturkeybaster.