This is what our newest commit makes me think of

HillsboroDuck

What would Troy Fautanu do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Troy Fautanu'd do.

When Troy Fautanu was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.

When Troy Fautanu was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Troy Fautanu do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Troy Fautanu'd do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Troy Fautanu would do.

And what would Troy Fautanu do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Troy Fautanu would do.

When Troy Fautanu travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Troy Fautanu built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Khan.

Cos Troy Fautanu doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop those quacks
And we'll get Buelow and Tuitele too,
Cos that's what Troy Fautanu do.

And we'll get Buelow and Tuitele too,
Cos that's what Troy Fautanu dooooo,
That's what Troy Fautanu do.


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