10 things I want to see this College Football Season

HuskyJW

1.) Brandon Kaho or whatever the fuck his name is....blow his ACL
2.) Billy Joe's son against Bowling Green....blow his ACL too. Why? Just cause
3.) Oregon State to have a 60/40 run vs pass. Just to piss me off so I can hate myself even more.
4.) Cougars lose to Wyoming....run the table until Apple Cup and then blow that one too. Cause that's what they do. #coachleachforever
5.) Not having to explain on here why you always want a P12 South team to beat a P12 North team....Christ...it's not that tough.
6.) Texas vs tOSU in bowl game. This has to happen.
7.) Stanford Jumbo Package.....nothing brings out the 4 inches of thunder like watching that over and over. Yes please!
8.) Turnover chain ripoffs. The worst one last year was Tennessee's garbage can. You know there will be a worse one this year.
9.) Trying to figure out how The Bear gets to be on ESPN Gameday and I'm at home like a bitch getting yelled at on why Paw Patrol isn't on yet.
10.) BEAT AUBURN. Nothing else matters.

BearsWiin

11.) Doogs at Kip's

Bread

I'll buy a 7-11 pizza for the first person to throw a salmon onto the field after a turnover.