Later Guys

Doogles

Don't think I can take it anymore, the season needs to begin so that it can be over. I'm surrounded by bachelorette parties in Nashville and am staring at my phone researching Auburn OL and engaging in digital dialogue with people named Cuntwaffle and Grundlestiltzskin.

I fucking love Husky football, although all it has done is ruin my dreams, liver, wallet. Similar to cocaine I guess, which explains a lot.

This dime just tried to ask me a question for bachelorette scavenger game and I just stared at her with my dead little eyes for an awkward 5 seconds before going back to googling "Auburn DB hurt?"

We need to win this shit, I must remove myself from the dark web of scouting reports. Vanderbilt sucks.

GrundleStiltzkin

Free pub!

KimsCopperPenny

Someone named Doogles would have beady little eyes.

ExtraChrisB

My work has me scheduled for 11:45am next Saturday. I told them that wasn't going to work. LIPO but I might be looking for a new job next week.

Told the manager, this is going to sound ridiculous, and I'm fully aware of that, but this football game means exponentially more to me than this job.

Gladstone

I don't think I could bear it if we lost. I mean I know we probably will and stuff but the heart can only take so much. Such is our lot.

Off into the sunset I'd go

GrundleStiltzkin

For a variety of reasons, I’m unsure if I’ll be able to watch live. I’m strangely ok with that possibility because good chance I won’t like what I’d see. FYFMFE

FireCohen

I love where this is going. We are hopefully, but know the ass raping we about to receive.

DeepSeaZ

So where are we watching and who is bringing the special Koolaid, just in case a final toast is needed?

Doogles

ExtraChrisB said:

My work has me scheduled for 11:45am next Saturday. I told them that wasn't going to work. LIPO but I might be looking for a new job next week.

Told the manager, this is going to sound ridiculous, and I'm fully aware of that, but this football game means exponentially more to me than this job.

When there is a a taco Bell down the street call it a transfer.

See me at the 711 on aorora on September 2nd, I'll be behind the counter.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Need advice

https://twitter.com/tsiopodcast/status/1033907474883997697?s=21

Edwin_Bambino

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Need advice

https://twitter.com/tsiopodcast/status/1033907474883997697?s=21

I thought spending time on this hellhole website was already the best way to kill time at work?

UWhuskytskeet

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Need advice

https://twitter.com/tsiopodcast/status/1033907474883997697?s=21

Pull out the bottle you keep in your desk.

jecornel

Problem solved Coker.

https://youtu.be/m6kFCNsnQpQ

phineas

I'm not ready for football to be back. I'm already in a bad mood and the dawgs havent even taken a pounding yet.

KimsCopperPenny

phineas said:

I'm not ready for football to be back. I'm already in a bad mood and the dawgs havent even taken a pounding yet.

A poundin’ to the roundin’?

PurpleJ

GrundleStiltzkin said:

For a variety of reasons, I’m unsure if I’ll be able to watch live. I’m strangely ok with that possibility because good chance I won’t like what I’d see. FYFMFE

I have also accepted the fact that we will probably lose. At least I still have real football season. Liverpool is in first place after 3 games.

PurpleJ

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Need advice

https://twitter.com/tsiopodcast/status/1033907474883997697?s=21

See how many times you can jack it at work. Ladies room counts as 2.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Edwin_Bambino said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Need advice

https://twitter.com/tsiopodcast/status/1033907474883997697?s=21

I thought spending time on this hellhole website was already the best way to kill time at work?

When I worked for the govmint, I often worried that the IT guys would come back from smoking a J and block this site.

Doogles

Do I have a badge yet? I think I paid last night, but I paid again this morning.

Doogles

I may have double paid

Doogles

Fucking Tequila triple shit post.