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Pole on Religion (lulz)

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant

    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    Which one of the following best describes you. No write-in's fags. ATFQ


    The fuck is the non-denominational, evangelical Christian option? You know, the Bible thumpers like Mars Hill and their ilk that are here to collect wealth and dodge taxes.
    hi
    What part of non-denominational don’t you understand?

    Protestant IS a denomination.
    Baptists and multiple other groups which have in their scope some denominations that might disavow a common "Protestant" designation, and would rather prefer to be called, simply, "Christian".
    Clearly not your wheelhouse
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233
    Athiest
    I'm a heathen.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    Athiest
    dflea said:

    I'm a heathen.

    Atheist anglers unite!
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,207
    dflea said:

    I'm a heathen.

    Me too!

    I'm allowed to say that right?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    Some Asian Shit (Taoist, Buddhist, RoadDawgism, etc.)

    dflea said:

    I'm a heathen.

    Me too!

    I'm allowed to say that right?
    No
  • LebamDawgLebamDawg Member Posts: 8,712 Standard Supporter
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant

    LebamDawg said:

    I should have selected the catholic one since lutheran (I think it is mandatory for Swedes from Wisconsin) is just as screwed up

    I was raised Lutheran. One of my Catholic friends growing up said, “you know, our religions are essentially the same - you however acknowledge you don’t listen to the Pope while I just pretend I listen.”

    So yeah.

    Shout out to my papist buddies!
    Friend of mine who is catholic says they have it best because they can do whatever they want and go to confession and start over. It's like etch-a-sketch for sinners.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    edited August 2018
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant
    Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

    Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

    Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

    If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

    Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

    There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    Athiest
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    @GrundleStiltzkin is with me.

    We! are the bulwarks against these heretics.

    dnc said:

    Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

    Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

    Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

    If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

    Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

    There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

    And therein lies the problem with Protestantism- i.e., anyone can start their own Church of the Third Revelation. Mainline Protestantism is on the way out and all that will be left is born again, evangelical denominations and Catholicism. I feel bad for my Methodists, Anglicans and Calvinists.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    @GrundleStiltzkin is with me.

    We! are the bulwarks against these heretics.

    dnc said:

    Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

    Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

    Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

    If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

    Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

    There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

    And therein lies the problem with Protestantism- i.e., anyone can start their own Church of the Third Revelation. Mainline Protestantism is on the way out and all that will be left is born again, evangelical denominations and Catholicism. I feel bad for my Methodists, Anglicans and Calvinists.
    Yep, protestants give us the very best and very worst* of Christianity.










    *Non systemic octogenarian molestering of young boys division.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter
    Practicing or non-practicing Catholic
    dnc said:

    Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

    Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

    Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

    If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

    Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

    There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

    I didn’t seek the sermon, it sought me.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Satanist
    But still irregardless its a mute point. The aforementioned bible thumping, non- denominational Protestants deserved their own category in this pole. There giving the old school Ps a bad name.

    I’ll kindly be fucking off now.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant

    But still irregardless its a mute point. The aforementioned bible thumping, non- denominational Protestants deserved their own category in this pole. There giving the old school Ps a bad name.

    I’ll kindly be fucking off now.

    What you’re axing for is separate options for mainline and evangelical
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,150 Standard Supporter
    Practicing or non-practicing Protestant

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    @GrundleStiltzkin is with me.

    We! are the bulwarks against these heretics.

    dnc said:

    Because I care about Der Golve as a person and #StandAgainstBulllying I'll expound on this.

    Non-denominational is code for non-denominational protestant. The churches you refer to that might prefer to just go by "Christian" rather than Catholic or Orthodox are 100% protestant whether they embrace the identity or not.

    Christians are either Catholic, Orthodox or Protestant - all Christians globally fall into one of these three buckets.

    If they don't know what they are, they are Protestant.

    Protestant isn't a denomination, it has no centralized leadership or structure. Protestants can disagree with one another about basically everything (and they do), except that they aren't Catholic or Orthodox.

    There are literally hundreds of denominations under the protestant umbrella.

    And therein lies the problem with Protestantism- i.e., anyone can start their own Church of the Third Revelation. Mainline Protestantism is on the way out and all that will be left is born again, evangelical denominations and Catholicism. I feel bad for my Methodists, Anglicans and Calvinists.





    https://brobible.com/college/article/college-chick-breakdowns-southern-methodist-university/

    The Methodists are doing fine.

  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,779 Founders Club
  • phineasphineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Some Asian Shit (Taoist, Buddhist, RoadDawgism, etc.)
    Eventually this is what I will be
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    Athiest


    Race is a naughty, angry Muslim.
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