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Day Twelve: THE BIG TWELVE

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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    Bless Coach Pete for giving Matt James the first two weeks of Fall camp to stake his claim to the starting RG spot. He's is such a nice guy and he loves his try-hard, undersized white guys and gave this 5th year Senior a chance to finally win a starting job but his time is up. Here comes big, beautiful, nasty RS Freshman Jaxson Kirkland bitch. I will be so happy if Kirkland wins that job. We haven't had a RG who passes the eye test since fucking Colin Porter. That position has just been a hole filled with shit for so many years. The thought of Kirkland and McGary double teaming some pour bastard makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's also a real tear jerker with Jaxson now wearing his dad's old number and playing the same position at UW as him.


    According to the roster Matt James is 6'5 315lbs.

    Not exactly undersized.

    300*
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 28,081

    Bless Coach Pete for giving Matt James the first two weeks of Fall camp to stake his claim to the starting RG spot. He's is such a nice guy and he loves his try-hard, undersized white guys and gave this 5th year Senior a chance to finally win a starting job but his time is up. Here comes big, beautiful, nasty RS Freshman Jaxson Kirkland bitch. I will be so happy if Kirkland wins that job. We haven't had a RG who passes the eye test since fucking Colin Porter. That position has just been a hole filled with shit for so many years. The thought of Kirkland and McGary double teaming some pour bastard makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's also a real tear jerker with Jaxson now wearing his dad's old number and playing the same position at UW as him.


    According to the roster Matt James is 6'5 315lbs.

    Not exactly undersized.

    300*

    point still stands
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,865 Founders Club

    Bless Coach Pete for giving Matt James the first two weeks of Fall camp to stake his claim to the starting RG spot. He's is such a nice guy and he loves his try-hard, undersized white guys and gave this 5th year Senior a chance to finally win a starting job but his time is up. Here comes big, beautiful, nasty RS Freshman Jaxson Kirkland bitch. I will be so happy if Kirkland wins that job. We haven't had a RG who passes the eye test since fucking Colin Porter. That position has just been a hole filled with shit for so many years. The thought of Kirkland and McGary double teaming some pour bastard makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's also a real tear jerker with Jaxson now wearing his dad's old number and playing the same position at UW as him.

    Is he even good though? Do you put him in his first game against a defensive front like that?
  • NorwegianHusky
    NorwegianHusky Member Posts: 3,426

    Bless Coach Pete for giving Matt James the first two weeks of Fall camp to stake his claim to the starting RG spot. He's is such a nice guy and he loves his try-hard, undersized white guys and gave this 5th year Senior a chance to finally win a starting job but his time is up. Here comes big, beautiful, nasty RS Freshman Jaxson Kirkland bitch. I will be so happy if Kirkland wins that job. We haven't had a RG who passes the eye test since fucking Colin Porter. That position has just been a hole filled with shit for so many years. The thought of Kirkland and McGary double teaming some pour bastard makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's also a real tear jerker with Jaxson now wearing his dad's old number and playing the same position at UW as him.


    According to the roster Matt James is 6'5 315lbs.

    Not exactly undersized.

    300*

    point still stands
    300 lbs is a fake weight. UW usually has accurate heights and weights listed, but 300 is what most teams list any OL under 300 lbs, and James was 270 last year. If he really is 300 it's a sloppy 300. James should not play.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 28,081

    Bless Coach Pete for giving Matt James the first two weeks of Fall camp to stake his claim to the starting RG spot. He's is such a nice guy and he loves his try-hard, undersized white guys and gave this 5th year Senior a chance to finally win a starting job but his time is up. Here comes big, beautiful, nasty RS Freshman Jaxson Kirkland bitch. I will be so happy if Kirkland wins that job. We haven't had a RG who passes the eye test since fucking Colin Porter. That position has just been a hole filled with shit for so many years. The thought of Kirkland and McGary double teaming some pour bastard makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. It's also a real tear jerker with Jaxson now wearing his dad's old number and playing the same position at UW as him.


    According to the roster Matt James is 6'5 315lbs.

    Not exactly undersized.

    300*

    point still stands
    300 lbs is a fake weight. UW usually has accurate heights and weights listed, but 300 is what most teams list any OL under 300 lbs, and James was 270 last year. If he really is 300 it's a sloppy 300. James should not play.

    Thanks Pete!
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 28,081
    salemcoog said:

    Haener is completing passes against the 2nd team, but the 2nd team is still lights out. Start him.

    What could go wrong???

    See Browning, Jake, Performances in Atlanta, Tempe, and Palo Alto, for more details
  • SECDAWG
    SECDAWG Member Posts: 5,039
    salemcoog said:

    Haener is completing passes against the 2nd team, but the 2nd team is still lights out. Start him.

    From 2nd team practice squad to starting on the “road”against a top tier SEC team.

    What could go wrong???

    Uhhh.....dislocated medulla oblongata??

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    SECDAWG said:

    salemcoog said:

    Haener is completing passes against the 2nd team, but the 2nd team is still lights out. Start him.

    From 2nd team practice squad to starting on the “road”against a top tier SEC team.

    What could go wrong???

    Uhhh.....dislocated medulla oblongata??

    how do you dislocate a brain?