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But how is Jake Browning a locker room cancer?

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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    Thanks for the Youtube chan, fam
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,581
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    Gladstone said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    This is amazing. Make a thread about it. I love both these guys so much. Because Gaskin is chasing UW GOAT RB status not many people are talking about Ahmed, who you can say is a lite version of Reggie Bush and not get completely laughed at.

    Please, Bush. Please.


    Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
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    bigccbigcc Member Posts: 893
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    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,581
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    You can root for Browning and the DAWGS and still think he is uncharismatic and not very likeable...thus far
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    FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
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    You can root for Browning and the DAWGS and still think he is uncharismatic and not very likeable...thus far

    This!!!
    Every fuckin doog wants jake to grow a pair and do amazing, but we have seen 3 years of data that shows us he isn’t going to do it, but deep inside we all hope he does
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    HippopeteamusHippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,946
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    Tequilla said:

    Doogles said:

    Doogles said:

    Y'all a bunch of babies on this one. I take it as he's seeing what NFL QBs look like in the room for once and is trying to prove he's the best.

    I don't mind this at all. Easons presence has to be helping

    God, fuck this shit brings out the Doogs.

    Go contrast this with what Gaines said about being excited to take the young guys under his wing or what Myles said about his mentorship of Salvon meant to him when he was thinking about returning.

    If you guys don’t think that Jake is a fucking cancer then seriously fuck you.

    Jake has never been, nor ever will be, a leader.

    He’s a fucking spoiled, weak armed, cry baby who is lazy and selfish. Oh, and shits the bed in critical situations. He got handed a job he doesn’t deserve and has only kept it because he was Smith’s golden boy and Smith couldn’t recruit anyone else.

    Fuck Jake. He’s a blight on UW football. He sucks. And he’s a loser.

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    Ok Jake sucks at leadership, fine. I take it as he is focused on proving the doubters wrong and having a championship senior season before he baby sits a bunch of greek statue true frosh. But if you want to overreact, SarkSure.gif
    I don't doubt what you're saying at all and it's probably true …

    That being said he comes off as a me first player with those comments that isn't interested in helping to make others around him better. Leaders on a team do everything that they can to help make everybody better.
    I worked with a guy that was an all-Army wrestler. Probably not quite Olympic athlete level but a step down from that. He always told me that he knew who the great wrestlers and leaders were by the way the responded at a tournament when someone came up to ask them about some move.

    The great ones were so good at what they did that they shared their moves. They knew they were good enough to defend against those moves and that competition made them better.

    The weak ones said shit like Browning's quote.
    Be honest. If this was a Jamis Winston or Cam Newton quote no one would care. If browning sucks this year it matters, if he doesn't no one will care.
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Tequilla said:

    Doogles said:

    Doogles said:

    Y'all a bunch of babies on this one. I take it as he's seeing what NFL QBs look like in the room for once and is trying to prove he's the best.

    I don't mind this at all. Easons presence has to be helping

    God, fuck this shit brings out the Doogs.

    Go contrast this with what Gaines said about being excited to take the young guys under his wing or what Myles said about his mentorship of Salvon meant to him when he was thinking about returning.

    If you guys don’t think that Jake is a fucking cancer then seriously fuck you.

    Jake has never been, nor ever will be, a leader.

    He’s a fucking spoiled, weak armed, cry baby who is lazy and selfish. Oh, and shits the bed in critical situations. He got handed a job he doesn’t deserve and has only kept it because he was Smith’s golden boy and Smith couldn’t recruit anyone else.

    Fuck Jake. He’s a blight on UW football. He sucks. And he’s a loser.

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    Ok Jake sucks at leadership, fine. I take it as he is focused on proving the doubters wrong and having a championship senior season before he baby sits a bunch of greek statue true frosh. But if you want to overreact, SarkSure.gif
    I don't doubt what you're saying at all and it's probably true …

    That being said he comes off as a me first player with those comments that isn't interested in helping to make others around him better. Leaders on a team do everything that they can to help make everybody better.
    I worked with a guy that was an all-Army wrestler. Probably not quite Olympic athlete level but a step down from that. He always told me that he knew who the great wrestlers and leaders were by the way the responded at a tournament when someone came up to ask them about some move.

    The great ones were so good at what they did that they shared their moves. They knew they were good enough to defend against those moves and that competition made them better.

    The weak ones said shit like Browning's quote.
    Be honest. If this was a Jamis Winston or Cam Newton quote no one would care. If browning sucks this year it matters, if he doesn't no one will care.


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    theLSkidtheLSkid Member Posts: 344
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    Something I thought you would find interesting about Brownstockings --
    I have a friend in the Greek System at UW. OF course, he has seen and met him multiple times at parties on campus. JB is known for only drinking soda/lemonade at these events (somewhat surprising) The first three times he met JB he was very full of himself. He called it 'arrogant as fuck'. The last time he met Browning, it was different. This was after football season, it appeared as though a group of people were on the porch of the frat house around 4AM, it was Browning, Gaskin, and "some big motherfuckers", along with two UW hoopers. JB told them they called an uber and were waiting for the ride, at this point the frat invited them in and he said that JB and the other guys were quite cool and even played Pong with them. The difference in attitude? There were no girls around.

    Browning must compensate for micro-doog boner by being a dickface.
    That is all.
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    After reading this I like Jake Browning.
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    AuburnFanAuburnFan Member Posts: 173
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    Is that a legit quote from him?
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,581
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    Translation:

    "Yeah, Eason and Haener and the new guys can throw the ball twice as far as me. Funny thing is though, I looked at the roster and none of these jokers has ever actually started a fucking game at UW. I'm the starter. Me. Peyton and Eli Manning didnt blow you away with athleticism or build and all that, so it's not all about fucking armstrength. Sure I mostly ignore the underlings and focus on myself. We have a fucking OC and QB coach on payroll."
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    Gladstone said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    This is amazing. Make a thread about it. I love both these guys so much. Because Gaskin is chasing UW GOAT RB status not many people are talking about Ahmed, who you can say is a lite version of Reggie Bush and not get completely laughed at.

    Please, Bush. Please.


    Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
    Auburn fans are well aware of Gaskin .... worried more about him than Browning. I think our DL shuts Browning down .... He'll start off with some success with the quick/short game stuff ... but when it's 3rd and 7 plus .... AU'd DEs will get to him. I also think the bulk of Gaskin's stats will come from the short game ... flats and screens. I don't think he'll have a lot of success between the tackles or as a Wildcat QB.
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    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
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    SyphilisButterSyphilisButter Member Posts: 221
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    AuburnFan said:

    Gladstone said:

    NEsnake12 said:

    Contrast Jake's attitude with the dynamic between Myles and Salvon... you can really tell how important Myles' friendship/mentorship/competition is towards Salvon is in this video, especially when Myles jumps in around 3:55. They push each other but respect the hell out of each other and try to make each other better...

    https://youtu.be/FJuU8mNYdZQ?t=3m1s

    This is amazing. Make a thread about it. I love both these guys so much. Because Gaskin is chasing UW GOAT RB status not many people are talking about Ahmed, who you can say is a lite version of Reggie Bush and not get completely laughed at.

    Please, Bush. Please.


    Not many people are talking about Gaskin due to Browning
    Auburn fans are well aware of Gaskin .... worried more about him than Browning. I think our DL shuts Browning down .... He'll start off with some success with the quick/short game stuff ... but when it's 3rd and 7 plus .... AU'd DEs will get to him. I also think the bulk of Gaskin's stats will come from the short game ... flats and screens. I don't think he'll have a lot of success between the tackles or as a Wildcat QB.
    Assuming the playcalling doesn't become panicky and slingballin' like USC 16 or many other JS specials, Gaskin will get his. He always does. Yes I'm sure Auburn DL is great. Gaskin is slippery as fuck though and will get his. I'd bet this a million times over.
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    DeepDawgDeepDawg Member Posts: 544
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    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    Pics?
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,867
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    edited August 2018

    bigcc said:

    If he has a fucking fantastic season how much would any of you care would still be talking about his relationship with younger QB's? I fucking swear if he was in the news for helping younger QB's you guys would be asking why he isn't getting ready for auburn...

    If I had a 16 inch cock how many of you would line up to suck it?
    Does this in any way obligate me to suck your 4 inch cock four times?
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