Rap Battle 80's Bracket Round 2: NWA (1) vs 2 Live Crew (8)

dnc

NWA faces another hugely popular act after staving off a valiant effort from the sixteen seeded Jews. No rest for the weary.

@AUBURNTROJAN vs @creepycoug in this one. I just hope the winner respects us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q

greenblood

1. NWA

This is like Alabama title teams going up against the 2001 Hurricane's. That 2001 Hurricane team could have beaten the 2008 Detroit Lions.

NWA will sweep every vote in every round. I just feel bad for anybody matched up against them.

YellowSnow

1. NWA

YellowSnow

1. NWA

I like @AUBURNTROJAN in this one. Plus he knows a thing or two about the rap game.

AUBURNTROJAN

1. NWA

YellowSnow said:

I like @AUBURNTROJAN in this one. Plus he knows a thing or two about the rap game.

Three IRON LAWS of the rap game.


1. Money - If you want to make it your flow better be memorable enough that the average slow strategy white boy from the burbs can sing along and feel hard for at least 8.1 seconds. Hook em!


3. Tradition - If your shit's gonna get played in the club it better have @Thump that calls the fast strategy brothas and sistas back to their African roots. Bass is your fren.


3. Location - Nobody respects a rapper from Seattle or other white bread hipster ass wanksta towns. If you ain't from NYC, Philly, Cali or the Dirty Dirty you better be talented as fuck if you want to make it in this game.

YellowSnow

1. NWA

AUBURNTROJAN said:

YellowSnow said:

I like @AUBURNTROJAN in this one. Plus he knows a thing or two about the rap game.

Three IRON LAWS of the rap game.


1. Money - If you want to make it your flow better be memorable enough that the average slow strategy white boy from the burbs can sing along and feel hard for at least 8.1 seconds. Hook em!


3. Tradition - If your shit's gonna get played in the club it better have @Thump that calls the fast strategy brothas and sistas back to their African roots. Bass is your fren.


3. Location - Nobody respects a rapper from Seattle or other white bread hipster ass wanksta towns. If you ain't from NYC, Philly, Cali or the Dirty Dirty you better be talented as fuck if you want to make it in this game.

I have a soft spot for "Beepers", "My Hooptie", and "Gore-Tex", but other than Mix, all Seattle hip hip sucks, especially the white guys.

dnc

1. NWA

YellowSnow said:

AUBURNTROJAN said:

YellowSnow said:

I like @AUBURNTROJAN in this one. Plus he knows a thing or two about the rap game.

Three IRON LAWS of the rap game.


1. Money - If you want to make it your flow better be memorable enough that the average slow strategy white boy from the burbs can sing along and feel hard for at least 8.1 seconds. Hook em!


3. Tradition - If your shit's gonna get played in the club it better have @Thump that calls the fast strategy brothas and sistas back to their African roots. Bass is your fren.


3. Location - Nobody respects a rapper from Seattle or other white bread hipster ass wanksta towns. If you ain't from NYC, Philly, Cali or the Dirty Dirty you better be talented as fuck if you want to make it in this game.

I have a soft spot for "Beepers", "My Hooptie", and "Gore-Tex", but other than Mix, all Seattle hip hip sucks, especially the white guys.

RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkKEMh-F0Jo

creepycoug

8. 2 Live Crew

You know why.

dnc

1. NWA

@SyphilisButter helps creepyquook get a safety, but NWA puts three TD's on the bored and wins a laugher 21-2.