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Rap Battle 00's Bracket Round 1 (Minority Matchup): Eminem (3) vs Missy Elliott (14)

dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
Our only white dude faces off with one of our only two females. This bracket is like Black HH.

Eminem did what the Beastie Boys did (made white rap for white people) while somehow managing to do it decidedly unlike the B Bois - i.e. surrounded by black people, appealing to black people and getting play on black radio and BET.

(ISAFNRC trigger warning) Shady's still my big for greatest lyricist ever, his mastery of vocabulary is second to none. While E40 creates and uses new words in chinteresting ways Slim just takes words that have already been chinvented and chinserts them in a genre in which they've never before appeared. Marshall's three different personals gave us three distinct sounds - Eminem the gangsta, Slim Shady the crazy comic/troll and Marshall Mathers the thinking man. He also starred in the best rap biopic. B Rabbit 4 Life.

If we just pretend his career ended in the 00's he might be on Mount Rushmore.

Since then? Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY



Full disclosure: I generally hate chick rappers and I really hate Missy Elliott. But I can't deny she made a name for herself off talent, not looks, not persona, just pure talent. And that gets her in the bracket. Her frenship with Timbaland gave her the sound to get her flow noticed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPoKiGQzbSQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjIlocYE_Wc

Is that your bitch??



Rap Battle 00's Bracket Round 1 (Minority Matchup): Eminem (3) vs Missy Elliott (14) 32 votes

3. Eminem
84%
Fire_Marshall_BillSwayewhlinderThomasFremontRoadDawg55Mad_SonDeepSeaZgreenbloodPurpleJGladstonedncExtraChrisB2001400exbiak1PurpleThrobberBad_MotherDuckerpawzrodmansrageseatownfunkIPukeOregonGrellow 27 votes
14. Missy Elliott
15%
BlackieoregonblitzkriegDoog_de_JourYellowSnowEl_K 5 votes
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Comments

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,812 Founders Club
    14. Missy Elliott
    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem

    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.

    Perhaps. But if so, it ain't Beastie Boys.
  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    14. Missy Elliott

    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,812 Founders Club
    14. Missy Elliott
    dnc said:

    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.

    Perhaps. But if so, it ain't Beastie Boys.

  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem

    dnc said:

    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.

    Perhaps. But if so, it ain't Beastie Boys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ

    FREE clean version PUB for @TierbsHsotBoobs!









    (Pills though)
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    There's only been 1 white rap artist/group worth a shit.

    Perhaps. But if so, it ain't Beastie Boys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuq6HgKgEFQ

    FREE clean version PUB for @TierbsHsotBoobs!









    (Pills though)
    Click through to youterb on that one, got an ad for "Dank's Wonder Emporium - coming soon to Edmonds"

    Sponsor?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem
    Missy got one more vote than Timbaland, so she's got that going for her, which is nice.

    Marshall marches on.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    3. Eminem
    All right, white people!
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,986

    There's only been 1 white rap artist worth a shit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JsYKHTJlg
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,021
    3. Eminem

    Well shit, guess we broads have to pin our hopes on Lauryn Fucking Hill.

    Edit: Looks like she lost too.

    Who's we? You and hondo?
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem

    Well shit, guess we broads have to pin our hopes on Lauryn Fucking Hill.

    Edit: Looks like she lost too.

    Who's we? You and hondo?
    Why do you hate @MrsPetersen (RIP), @Khaleesi (RIP) and @UWKatie (RIP)?












    Oh.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem
    Why do I hate @TopicalChica! CLEARLY a female right there.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    3. Eminem
    Sounds like HH is winning the war on women
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem

    Sounds like HH is winning the war on women

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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    3. Eminem
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    Sounds like HH is winning the war on women

    GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    3. Eminem

    dnc said:

    Sounds like HH is winning the war on women

    GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP
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    Ringo more relevant to @YellowSnow's bored. Pleasant-Johnson more of a TBS appropriate phrase.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,506 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    Sounds like HH is winning the war on women

    GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP GOP
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