Anyone else feeling old?

Pitchfork51

So I'm waiting on my car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


Shitpoast.

Fuck you throbber.

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


Shitpoast.

Fuck you throbber.

fixed that for you

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

Pitchfork51 said:

So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


Shitpoast.

Fuck you throbber.

fixed that for you

Ah took me a sec

Pitchfork51

Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

I give back.

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

I give back.

I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

I give back.

I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.

She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


Like what is my move here?

OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

I honestly don't know the right answer.

ThomasFremont

Pitchfork51 said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

I give back.

I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.

She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


Like what is my move here?

OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

I honestly don't know the right answer.

Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.

Pitchfork51

ThomasFremont said:

Pitchfork51 said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

I give back.

I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.

She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


Like what is my move here?

OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

I honestly don't know the right answer.

Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.

Yeah it's weird. It's happened like several times lately.

I don't get what their purpose is


I mean I'm sitting here at the bar like a dork. It's not like you would ever want your daughter anywhere near me.

Pitchfork51

And back up throbber. It ain't stalking. It's planning.

Doogles

The moms want to know if you would have been down to bang if you went to school at the same time. I would full court press the mom in these cases if she's giving signs.

Plan a tailgate and let nature decide.

Pitchfork51

Well shit I was down to bone the minute I set foot in here.

But she's not a nurse or a teacher so the odds are against me.

My bartender game is middling to poor.

It starts out great then I start getting drunk and they are like wow you suck.