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Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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So I'm waiting on my car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


Shitpoast.

Fuck you throbber.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,917
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

    Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

    She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

    I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


    Shitpoast.

    Fuck you throbber.

    fixed that for you
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    DerekJohnson said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

    Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

    She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

    I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


    Shitpoast.

    Fuck you throbber.

    fixed that for you
    Ah took me a sec
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,776
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
    Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    ThomasFremont said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
    Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.
    Yeah it's weird. It's happened like several times lately.

    I don't get what their purpose is


    I mean I'm sitting here at the bar like a dork. It's not like you would ever want your daughter anywhere near me.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    And back up throbber. It ain't stalking. It's planning.
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    DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,466
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    The moms want to know if you would have been down to bang if you went to school at the same time. I would full court press the mom in these cases if she's giving signs.

    Plan a tailgate and let nature decide.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    Well shit I was down to bone the minute I set foot in here.

    But she's not a nurse or a teacher so the odds are against me.

    My bartender game is middling to poor.

    It starts out great then I start getting drunk and they are like wow you suck.

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    BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 4,947
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    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
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    BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 4,947
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
    Make it spesh


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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    BearsWiin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
    Make it spesh
    Deep deep words. I would never listen to them from anyone but you.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    Shit thread without pics.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    MikeDamone said:

    Shit thread without pics.

    Want a dick pic



    Faggot


    Shitty bar threads are my thing.
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Shit thread without pics.

    Want a dick pic



    Faggot
    Any port in a storm
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,573
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    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,220
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    Pitchfork51 said:

    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.

    If?
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