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Pitchfork51
Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
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So I'm waiting on my car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


Shitpoast.

Fuck you throbber.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,554 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

    Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

    She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

    I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


    Shitpoast.

    Fuck you throbber.

    fixed that for you
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    DerekJohnson said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.

    Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.

    She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.

    I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.


    Shitpoast.

    Fuck you throbber.

    fixed that for you
    Ah took me a sec
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    edited July 2018
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2018
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
    Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2018
    ThomasFremont said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom

    I give back.

    I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.

    Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when you stalk wander over to Paige's bar.
    She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.


    Like what is my move here?

    OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?

    I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"


    This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.

    I honestly don't know the right answer.
    Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.
    Yeah it's weird. It's happened like several times lately.

    I don't get what their purpose is


    I mean I'm sitting here at the bar like a dork. It's not like you would ever want your daughter anywhere near me.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    And back up throbber. It ain't stalking. It's planning.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,731 Founders Club
    The moms want to know if you would have been down to bang if you went to school at the same time. I would full court press the mom in these cases if she's giving signs.

    Plan a tailgate and let nature decide.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2018
    Well shit I was down to bone the minute I set foot in here.

    But she's not a nurse or a teacher so the odds are against me.

    My bartender game is middling to poor.

    It starts out great then I start getting drunk and they are like wow you suck.

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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072
    edited July 2018
    Pitchfork51 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
    Make it spesh


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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    BearsWiin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    BearsWiin said:

    just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action

    I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything spesh
    Make it spesh
    Deep deep words. I would never listen to them from anyone but you.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Shit thread without pics.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2018
    MikeDamone said:

    Shit thread without pics.

    Want a dick pic



    Faggot


    Shitty bar threads are my thing.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Pitchfork51 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Shit thread without pics.

    Want a dick pic



    Faggot
    Any port in a storm
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Pitchfork51 said:

    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.

    If?
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    dflea said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.

    If?
    If it makes you feel any better I'm an over the hill ex frat boy that has turned a leaf and become boring.
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Worst “so I was at a bar” ever.

    Did you insult someone’s wife and get in a fight with the husband? Cougs on Apple cup Saturday no less. At a friend’s house?

    Did you mock the fat guy sitting by himself gorging on nachos randomly yelling “yes!” for an obscure team on ESPN?

    Do you hate people?

    You gotta long way to go fork.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    Part Deaux:

    Sonics v. Jazz 1993 Playoff game on NBA Network right now.

    If anyone is interested in watching good basketball for a change.

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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    dflea said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous

    Might be time to move bars.

    If?
    If it makes you feel any better I'm an over the hill ex frat boy that has turned a leaf and become boring.
    REAL ex frat boys are either married or into hookers by now.
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