Anyone else feeling old?

Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.
She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.
I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.
Shitpoast.
Fuck you throbber.
Comments
-
fixed that for youPitchfork51 said:So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.
Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.
She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.
I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.
Shitpoast.
Fuck you throbber. -
Ah took me a secDerekJohnson said:
fixed that for youPitchfork51 said:So I'm waiting on my mom's car being serviced and I'm sitting in a bar.
Bartender is like my daughter goes to asu and works at so and so brewery.
She's showing me pics and shit I'm like fuck.
I think you're hot. Your daughter is a fucking nine.
Shitpoast.
Fuck you throbber. -
Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom
I give back.
-
I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.Pitchfork51 said:Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom
I give back.
Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when youstalkwander over to Paige's bar. -
She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.PurpleThrobber said:
I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.Pitchfork51 said:Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom
I give back.
Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when youstalkwander over to Paige's bar.
Like what is my move here?
OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?
I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"
This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.
I honestly don't know the right answer. -
Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.Pitchfork51 said:
She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.PurpleThrobber said:
I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.Pitchfork51 said:Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom
I give back.
Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when youstalkwander over to Paige's bar.
Like what is my move here?
OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?
I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"
This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.
I honestly don't know the right answer. -
Yeah it's weird. It's happened like several times lately.ThomasFremont said:
Something like “good thing she didn’t get her looks from her dad” works here.Pitchfork51 said:
She went a little forward on it. She showed me like 81 pics.PurpleThrobber said:
I let you slide on the first reference. But in good conscience, I have to throw the flag on the second reference to Paige.Pitchfork51 said:Actually texted my friend who goes there (lives like a half block away) and I'm like dude hit up Paige and tell her some bullshit about how your best friend is hanging out with your mom
I give back.
Just have the mom text you a pic so that you know who to look for when youstalkwander over to Paige's bar.
Like what is my move here?
OMG I would give my left nut to fuck your daughter?
I went with..."I went to asu for a reason"
This is like the 3rd time in the past month this has happened that chicks show me pics of their hot daughter. It's fucking bizarre.
I honestly don't know the right answer.
I don't get what their purpose is
I mean I'm sitting here at the bar like a dork. It's not like you would ever want your daughter anywhere near me. -
And back up throbber. It ain't stalking. It's planning.
-
The moms want to know if you would have been down to bang if you went to school at the same time. I would full court press the mom in these cases if she's giving signs.
Plan a tailgate and let nature decide. -
Well shit I was down to bone the minute I set foot in here.
But she's not a nurse or a teacher so the odds are against me.
My bartender game is middling to poor.
It starts out great then I start getting drunk and they are like wow you suck.
-
just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
-
I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything speshBearsWiin said:just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
-
Make it speshPitchfork51 said:
I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything speshBearsWiin said:just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
-
As far as "anyone else feeling old?"
Gary Payton turns 50 today.
Let that sink in.
And fuck you, Howard Schultz -
Deep deep words. I would never listen to them from anyone but you.BearsWiin said:
Make it speshPitchfork51 said:
I would but I have a feeling it wouldn't be anything speshBearsWiin said:just tell her you're interested in a little mother-daughter action
-
Shit thread without pics.
-
-
Any port in a stormPitchfork51 said: -
We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous
Might be time to move bars. -
If?Pitchfork51 said:We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous
Might be time to move bars. -
If it makes you feel any better I'm an over the hill ex frat boy that has turned a leaf and become boring.dflea said:
If?Pitchfork51 said:We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous
Might be time to move bars. -
Worst “so I was at a bar” ever.
Did you insult someone’s wife and get in a fight with the husband? Cougs on Apple cup Saturday no less. At a friend’s house?
Did you mock the fat guy sitting by himself gorging on nachos randomly yelling “yes!” for an obscure team on ESPN?
Do you hate people?
You gotta long way to go fork. -
Part Deaux:
Sonics v. Jazz 1993 Playoff game on NBA Network right now.
If anyone is interested in watching good basketball for a change.
-
REAL ex frat boys are either married or into hookers by now.Pitchfork51 said:
If it makes you feel any better I'm an over the hill ex frat boy that has turned a leaf and become boring.dflea said:
If?Pitchfork51 said:We've moved on to the point that she's gone from giving me pictures of her daughter to worrying if I'm dangerous
Might be time to move bars.