'Mellennial Night' at the Park

pawz

Sounds wike someone got der feewings hurt ....

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/07/19/millennials-outraged-after-baseball-team-advertises-millennial-night-with-avocados-participation-ribbons-and-napping-stations.html

Pitchfork51

I dont think safe spaces or avocado toast came out until I was like 2 years out of college. And I'm smack dab in the middle of the millennial generation. FAKE NEWS

whatshouldicareabout

I think every baseball stadium should have napping stations for obvious reasons

Gwad

Millennial AKA Decadent Baby Boomer Hatch lings

dnc

Online privacy is becoming a serious issue. How the fuck do they know about @SpiritHorse??

DerekJohnson

i think this is great. the fact its national news shows where our society is off track

PurpleThrobber

Do the millenials need to be accompanied by their helicopter parent or just use their mommy’s debit card?

dflea

You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.

And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

They forgot vaping.

2001400ex

Sounds like some of you are outraged about the outrage.

PurpleThrobber

dflea said:

You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.

And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?

Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.

I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.

Pitchfork51

Why not just mash it up and throw it wijt some meat and cheese in a tortilla instead. With hot sauce on it.

CuntWaffle

Avocado spread on toast with sriacha and egg is godlike.

The most millennial thing ever is to get offended by something like this. Fucking embarassing.

RedRocket

PurpleThrobber said:

dflea said:

You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.

And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?

Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.

I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.

When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.

Kaepsknee

People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.

PurpleThrobber

salemcoog said:

People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.

They all look alike to me.

dnc

salemcoog said:

People forget that most of the people that they think are Millenials are actually Generation Z.

YRYK

CuntWaffle

RedRocket said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dflea said:

You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.

And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?

Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.

I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.

When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.

Simple breakfasts are better. Eggs, hash browns, bacon, toast are all fucking delicious and not complicated. If there is one meal that is better cheaper it is breakfast. An occasional steak and eggs or salmon eggs benedict is nice but I like my avocado toast or oatmeal.

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

RedRocket said:

PurpleThrobber said:

dflea said:

You know what? Avocado on toast is fucking delicious, so if that's what you're making fun of someone for, you should go fuck yourself. My granny Ruth used to make that for me when I was a kid and I'll defend avocado toast down to my last breath.

And a nap afterwards? This baseball team is a bunch of dumbasses. Fuck yeah I'll take a nap after avocado toast. Who the fuck wouldn't?

Nobody is making fun on avocado toast.

I make fun of people paying $11 for avocado toast.

When you go out to an expensive, trendy breakfast the avacado toast is usually one of the cheapest menu items. Millennials are trying to be thrifty by foregoing the $22 crab bistro benedict for the $11 avacado toast.

Simple breakfasts are better. Eggs, hash browns, bacon, toast are all fucking delicious and not complicated. If there is one meal that is better cheaper it is breakfast. An occasional steak and eggs or salmon eggs benedict is nice but I like my avocado toast or oatmeal.

Dat's right, bitches. @CuntWaffle House knows what he's talkin' 'bout.

Pitchfork51

Millennial is just code for young person nowadays.

18 year old motherfuckers were not even born yet for the millennium.

I mean WILLENNIUM

ThomasFremont

Pitchfork51 said:

Millennial is just code for young person nowadays.

18 year old motherfuckers were not even born yet for the millennium.

I mean WILLENNIUM

Ha-HA ha-HA!