I you build it Seattle, they will come

YellowSnow

Bumpocalypse update...I'm about to run for Mayor on a 1 issue platform- i.e., RUN THE BUMS OUTTA TOWN.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/homeless/ballards-homelessness-quadrupled-last-year-and-anger-is-spilling-over/

WilburHooksHands

What would Giulianni do??

ThomasFremont

McNulty wouldn’t stand for this shit

YellowSnow

WilburHooksHands said:

What would Giulianni do??

Fix the broken windows and bust up the squeegee men.

Swaye

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

ThomasFremont

Swaye said:

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

I support this plan 1000%

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

I told you how to solve this problem months ago. Release hungry cougars into homeless areas, and when they have cleaned those areas out, release them onto bike lanes. Seattle would be 10 times better in a couple weeks.

You can be my Veep on the ticket. We'll add banning bike commuting (unless you stick to the Burke and Dexter) in addition to banning homelessness.

ThomasFremont

The RVs camping along Lake Washington are getting more and more comfortable. Saw one the other day with lights strung up to the trees, plants and furniture set up in their “yard” and piles of other crap laying around. Mayor Jenny needs to put her new police chief to work.

PurpleJ

I have solutions.

YellowSnow

PurpleJ said:

I have solutions.

Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

ThomasFremont

YellowSnow said:

PurpleJ said:

I have solutions.

Does it involve speshial camps with free showers?

“Free? SOMEONE had to pay for it!”