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ApostleofGrief

Humboldt State's female president has announced they are dropping football. The cost is a paltry sounding $1 million, but she says they can't afford it. What a load of bullshit. The whole idea of going to a college with no football team is like having sex with your clothes on. Although that is better than nothing.

But anyway the problem is that there would remain only 4 teams in the GNAC -- W Oregon, Simon Fraser, Azusa Pacific, and our* Central. Simon Fraser really has already given up on football as they usually get beaten 75-0 anyway. Azusa Pacific is generally good, W Oregon mediocre. Humboldt is really the best of the group. There are no other D2 conferences around so it brings up the issue of where to play. Central is good enough to play in the Big Sky as it is, but doesn't have the money.

http://www.hsujacks.com/news/2018/7/16/general-university-announces-football-decision.aspx

UWhuskytskeet

I hear Ellensburg can grow some awesome pea patches.

Baseman

ApostleofGrief said:

Humboldt State's female president has announced they are dropping football. The cost is a paltry sounding $1 million, but she says they can't afford it. What a load of bullshit. The whole idea of going to a college with no football team is like having sex with your clothes on. Although that is better than nothing.

But anyway the problem is that there would remain only 4 teams in the GNAC -- W Oregon, Simon Fraser, Azusa Pacific, and our* Central. Simon Fraser really has already given up on football as they usually get beaten 75-0 anyway. Azusa Pacific is generally good, W Oregon mediocre. Humboldt is really the best of the group. There are no other D2 conferences around so it brings up the issue of where to play. Central is good enough to play in the Big Sky as it is, but doesn't have the money.

http://www.hsujacks.com/news/2018/7/16/general-university-announces-football-decision.aspx

The PAC needs another team. Central would finish ahead of Cal, OSU, and probably Coug.

ApostleofGrief

Baseman said:

ApostleofGrief said:

Humboldt State's female president has announced they are dropping football. The cost is a paltry sounding $1 million, but she says they can't afford it. What a load of bullshit. The whole idea of going to a college with no football team is like having sex with your clothes on. Although that is better than nothing.

But anyway the problem is that there would remain only 4 teams in the GNAC -- W Oregon, Simon Fraser, Azusa Pacific, and our* Central. Simon Fraser really has already given up on football as they usually get beaten 75-0 anyway. Azusa Pacific is generally good, W Oregon mediocre. Humboldt is really the best of the group. There are no other D2 conferences around so it brings up the issue of where to play. Central is good enough to play in the Big Sky as it is, but doesn't have the money.

http://www.hsujacks.com/news/2018/7/16/general-university-announces-football-decision.aspx

The PAC needs another team. Central would finish ahead of Cal, OSU, and probably Coug.

Might have won the '82 Apple Cup or the 1985 beaver game

MikeDamone

I thought central was going to the FCS? Staff?

YellowSnow

Humboldt State is a Women's Rowing School. Everyone knows this. 2014 DII National Champs.

They only have a $30 million endowment and would beat the crap out of any of @creepycoug 's favorite DIII row boat powerhouses.

UW_Doog_Bot

Central is a rugby school anyways.

ApostleofGrief

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Central is a rugby school anyways.

True. But keep in mind:

Central is the team that plays the team that plays the team that plays the team that plays Auburn this year.

That's big time football motherfuckers!