Dicks (lol) versus kinda-but-not-really Mormons open thread

AZDuck

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TierbsHsotBoobs

Ducks 58, Utes 10.

Feel free to close the thread now.

AZDuck

lol... maybe

AZDuck

sweet jesus our uniforms are fucking hideous today... I actually like our unis this year (pink excepted) until this game

Tailgater

Although they continue to disguise themselves as Utes, which has been going on since their 1850's Oregon Trail wagon massacre days, they're known here in Mormon country as "Jack Mormons" , which I believe is a derivative of jack rabbits, the state critter of Utah or in honor of Idaho's self-grown $billionaire, Jack Simplot, the french fry king. Geeezz,..... for a migratory bird, you don't get around much.

AZDuck

Huh?

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

sweet jesus our uniforms are fucking hideous today... I actually like our unis this year (pink excepted) until this game

You can criticize the uniforms all you want, but if you're just going to bash the baby poop uniforms you won't last long.

AZDuck

Thus far we are something like 70/30 pass to run. Not happy.

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

Thus far we are something like 70/30 pass to run. Not happy.

It's a fucking scrimmage. You're just as bad as the Doogs here who watched the Cal and Colorado games.

AZDuck

Disagree. Utah is a decent-but-not-great Pac 12 team that's been snakebit this season.

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

Disagree. Utah is a decent-but-not-great Pac 12 team that's been snakebit this season.

Disagree. Utah is a #FuckingDreckfest.

RaceBannon

Oregon almost got bit on the go for two. That would have been the final nail for Helfreich

AZDuck

eh, I'm taking nothing for granted after last week

Tailgater

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

AZDuck said:

Disagree. Utah is a decent-but-not-great Pac 12 team that's been snakebit this season.

Disagree. Utah is a #FuckingDreckfest.

Shouldn't that be "Utah is a #Fuckingduckfest"..... or "Duckfuckingfest" ?

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

eh, I'm taking nothing for granted after last week

I take it you haven't watched Utah this year.

topdawgnc

PurpleJ

I'm saving my poasting mussels for the Pac-12 GotY. Go Buffs!2

AZDuck

You're right (fucking Pac12 network), all I've seen is the scores where they lost something like 4 league games by a FG or less, and they beat Stanford

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

You're right (fucking Pac12 network), all I've seen is the scores where they lost something like 4 league games by a FG or less, and they beat Stanford

They're awful. The fact that they beat Stanford just shows how terrible the whole conference is.

AZDuck

you've always been a glass-is-#dreckfest kinda guy

TierbsHsotBoobs

AZDuck said:

you've always been a glass-is-#dreckfest kinda guy

Dreckfest gonna Dreckfest.