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What's that DNC have to say about my Episcopals now?

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    Got both premier franchises of the ole predestination/free will debate in there too. Nice.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,487 Founders Club
    Buddhist folks don't try to make money. Baptists do. Buddhists still have more money than Baptists. That's funny.
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726
    Swaye said:

    Buddhist folks don't try to make money. Baptists do. Buddhists still have more money than Baptists. That's funny.

    I turned to my wife and said, "Praise Allah for Budda!"
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    Got both premier franchises of the ole predestination/free will debate in there too. Nice.
    Funny enough, I tend to lean more towards determinism than free will- i.e., a lot of outcomes in life are just luck of the draw.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    Buddhist folks don't try to make money. Baptists do. Buddhists still have more money than Baptists. That's funny.

    I turned to my wife and said, "Praise Allah for Budda!"

    Did hit on a somewhat cute waitress named Crystal. Mid to late 20’s, kind of snaggled teeth but nice body, just had the first formation starting of a muffin top, but still had a nice thick ass and some good size D’s. She was going off shift at 6 so I made sure to chat her up hard and mention the quarter pound of cocaine I had hidden in the Jeep. That perked her right up. Grabbed some Jack in the Box for the both of us, because I am classy, and checked into a shithole hotel. Threw a burger down her throat, let her do a couple lines, and then she tells me she isn’t going to fuck the first night she meets me?!?!?!?! WTF bitch I splurged for a goddamn COMBO meal and some free snow. Anyway, she offered a blowie and I took it. Not bad, though the mangled teeth did scare me a bit. Punted her ass out promptly after giving her some Indian inspired hair gel and tried to go to bed but cocaine. Watched NCIS reruns until I could finally fall asleep after midnight. America Adventure momentum building.

    Spot a cute little hard body with her friends pounding drinks at the Sports Book bar. I figure if she’s drunk my chances increase exponentially so I move in. Named Jessie. 25. From LA. Drove up with old friends from college to spend the weekend in Vegas. Dark hair, smallish tits but a total looker and an ass you could crack eggs on. Chat her up and pour back drinks for an hour or so and then invite her for a milkshake at Holsteins. After shakes we wander to a slot machine and I put in a 20, lose a few pulls and then hit a 400-dollar jackpot. American Adventure momentum is pegged. Ask her if she wants to go with me to get a tattoo. Cook this shit. It’s on. Blow the entire 400 I just won on a tattoo at Vegas Ink. Take her back to the room around midnight and blow the back out of it. Sexy as fuck. Fuck off no pics. The phone is still in Utah somewhere. Slept with her the rest of the night, got breakfast with her in the morning, and then pulled chocks to head home.
    Let's keep this about you, not me.


    So an atheist, and gay injun and a gay preacher walk into a bar...
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,396 Founders Club
    Well, we know @Swaye was frequenting the bars out in the Rockies...


  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,726

    Well, we know @Swaye was frequenting the bars out in the Rockies...


    HE CAN'T QUIT ME!!!!
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,792 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    RICH BITCH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    RICH BITCH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
    Die Antwoord always gets a chin.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    RICH BITCH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
    Die Antwoord always gets a chin.
    So that wasn’t an SNL skit???
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter
    salemcoog said:

    dnc said:

    I thought you were Anglican? Anglican = / = Episcopal anymore. They broke up over gheys.

    My bloodlines are Episcopal, Methodist and Presbyterian. We're rich biatch!!
    RICH BITCH

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
    Die Antwoord always gets a chin.
    So that wasn’t an SNL skit???
    Abundance
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,151 Standard Supporter
    The rich Episcopalians must exclude the poor black AME's.

    Which moves the beautiful and intelligent Presbyterians into the top spot.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    i dont know what an episcopal is

    sounds like some type of medical procedure involving an anus
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