Fuck, we've been doing it wrong

DoogCourics

https://247sports.com/college/oregon/Article/Dont-judge-Mario-Cristobal-by-shortcomings-at-FIU-119530776/

We aren't supposed to judge CristoBallz for his shortcomings at FIU.

TL;DR, He was put in an impossible situation and just needed more time to get his reads down.

Ballz

The quooking won't stop until they actually see a Cristobal led team in action.

FireCohen

After watching the game plan against Boise state made me think that big Willy was actually a decent coach......let that sink in

whatshouldicareabout

StrongArmCobra said:

The quooking won't stop until they actually see a Cristobal led team in action.

You mean like Boise State?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eL35MHub68

jhfstyle24

"Cristobal and company went backwards in the 2009 season with a 3-9 record with brutal games against Alabama, Florida, and Rutgers"

Oh

jhfstyle24

"He did start 0-1 with a cluster* against Boise State. That was anything but a normal confluence of events, and it's still a data point. But knowing the reality around that date tempers concerns.

And lest anyone forget, Chip Kelly also started 0-1 with an infamous cluster* at Boise State. That was Kelly's first game as coach, Bellotti's first game as AD, and Scott's first game weekend as Conference Commish'. Auspicious starts all around.

Things to take away:

1. Don't judge a coach by equivocating historical records at unequivocal jobs.
2. Don't judge a coach based on their opening stanzas at new jobs.
3. Don't play Boise State."



quuoooooooooooook

oregonblitzkrieg

WeakarmCobra said:

After watching the game plan against Boise state made me think that big Willy was actually a decent coach......let that sink in

No one gave a fuck about the Vegas Bowl, not the team, not the fans. HTH. No one showed up to play. No one wanted to see faggot Freeman give a motivational speech while his fat ass sat on the bench. No one wanted to see the debut of Knight's discount aisle head coach. Only ultra quooks changed previously scheduled plans to watch that shit. HTFH.

Pitchfork51

Mediocre pac team in the vegas bowl vs the pumped up g5 team is a shitshow every year

Half the time it's a team with a fired coach too

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51 said:

pac team in the vegas bowl vs the pumped up g5 team is a shitshow every year

Half the time it's a team with a fired coach too

whatshouldicareabout

oregonblitzkrieg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

After watching the game plan against Boise state made me think that big Willy was actually a decent coach......let that sink in

No one gave a fuck about the Vegas Bowl, not the team, not the fans. HTH. No one showed up to play. No one wanted to see faggot Freeman give a motivational speech while his fat ass sat on the bench. No one wanted to see the debut of Knight's discount aisle head coach. Only ultra quooks changed previously scheduled plans to watch that shit. HTFH.

Sounds like he isn't a very good coach

Pitchfork51

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Pitchfork51 said:

pac team in the vegas bowl vs the pumped up g5 team is a shitshow every year

Half the time it's a team with a fired coach too

I think we had a sweet game against boise when erickson was fired. Of course they let him coach I think and we got blown the fuck out in the no one wants to be here bowl.

IPukeOregonGrellow

GrundleStiltzkin

oregonblitzkrieg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

After watching the game plan against Boise state made me think that big Willy was actually a decent coach......let that sink in

No one gave a fuck about the Vegas Bowl, not the team, not the fans. HTH. No one showed up to play. No one wanted to see faggot Freeman give a motivational speech while his fat ass sat on the bench. No one wanted to see the debut of Knight's discount aisle head coach. Only ultra quooks changed previously scheduled plans to watch that shit. HTFH.

One of Cristoblah's first corching decisions was allowing Freeman on the sidelines. All I need to know.

Rubberfist

Don’t judge Willingham’s departure from Notre Dame. He was fired because of Notre Dame’s racism. We’re getting a great coach who took Stanford the the Rose Bowl. Stanford!!!!!!

bananasnblondes

What is the historical record for coaches hired because of a signed petition by the players?

I'm guessing it's 0-1 but I haven't done any heavy research

RaceBannon

Rubberfist said:

Don’t judge Willingham’s departure from Notre Dame. He was fired because of Notre Dame’s racism. We’re getting a great coach who took Stanford the the Rose Bowl. Stanford!!!!!!

Ty actually won multiple Rose Bowls at Stanford

uzi

oregonblitzkrieg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

After watching the game plan against Boise state made me think that big Willy was actually a decent coach......let that sink in

No one gave a fuck about the Vegas Bowl, not the team, not the fans. HTH. No one showed up to play. No one wanted to see faggot Freeman give a motivational speech while his fat ass sat on the bench. No one wanted to see the debut of Knight's discount aisle head coach. Only ultra quooks changed previously scheduled plans to watch that shit. HTFH.

Sounds like duck excuse making and that you couldn't afford to make the trip to Vegas.

Sources

Bold move making excuses for CMB before he's coached a game.

dnc

Sources said:

Bold move making excuses for CMB before he's won a game.

Baseman

IPukeOregonGrellow said:

Mosster47

The 20-26 conference record in six years is concerning even though he won the conference one year. Those programs that operate at a loss have to schedule three or four losses a year just to stay above water so I don't care about overall record.

A program with no money, no facilities, and under NCAA sanctions is a pretty shitty place to be a head coach. Maybe 20-26 was miraculous there or maybe it was just 20-26.

We all just have to LIPO.