Missile launch from Whidbey Island?

DerekJohnson

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It's before 4:00 in the morning, dark, and the camera is taking a 20 second exposure. That's a plane with its lights on. Navy jets and commercial planes are constantly flying (and usually low) over Whidbey.

If you own a camera that doesn't have a phone wrapped around it, walk to somewhere near you where you can see a hill, put your camera on a tripod, set your shutter speed for 20, click the shutter right as a car reaches the base of the hill, the exposure will finish right around when the car reaches the top of the hill. Check the review screen, and you'll witness a missile launch at the hill RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!

PurpleJ

It's vertical.

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PurpleJ said:

It's vertical.

It turns out that planes operate in three dimensional space, hence the car driving up a hill in my analogy. Also, the earth is round. Horizon and all. I grew up there, I bet I could recreate this image in a week if I looked up for a while every night.

Sometimes pilots like to have a little fun. A pilot from that very same air station drew a dick in the sky a few years back.

Swaye

I have taken off and landed at Whidbey Island many times in jet aircraft, and the only suitable explanation for that fire plume is @jhfstyle24 had a major Taco Bell shit and he released it straight up. I'm an expert here.

RaceBannon

1to392831weretaken said:

PurpleJ said:

It's vertical.

It turns out that planes operate in three dimensional space, hence the car driving up a hill in my analogy. Also, the earth is round. Horizon and all. I grew up there, I bet I could recreate this image in a week if I looked up for a while every night.

Sometimes pilots like to have a little fun. A pilot from that very same air station drew a dick in the sky a few years back.

Send him an invite

jhfstyle24

Swaye said:

I have taken off and landed at Whidbey Island many times in jet aircraft, and the only suitable explanation for that fire plume is @jhfstyle24 had a major Taco Bell shit and he released it straight up. I'm an expert here.

fuck, i've been exposed

but it wasn't taco bell, it was taco time. get it right

UW_Doog_Bot

jhfstyle24 said:

Swaye said:

I have taken off and landed at Whidbey Island many times in jet aircraft, and the only suitable explanation for that fire plume is @jhfstyle24 had a major Taco Bell shit and he released it straight up. I'm an expert here.

fuck, i've been exposed

but it wasn't taco bell, it was taco time. get it right

Take it to the pants shitting thread.

RedRocket

Update - it was a helicopter. Yes Cliff Mass is my source. His weather blog is the tits.

http://cliffmass.blogspot.com/2018/06/mystery-missile-launch-explained.html?m=1

PurpleJ

1to392831weretaken said:

PurpleJ said:

It's vertical.

It turns out that planes operate in three dimensional space, hence the car driving up a hill in my analogy. Also, the earth is round. Horizon and all. I grew up there, I bet I could recreate this image in a week if I looked up for a while every night.

Sometimes pilots like to have a little fun. A pilot from that very same air station drew a dick in the sky a few years back.

Chemtrails IMO

Swaye

RedRocket said:

Update - it was a helicopter. Yes Cliff Mass is my source. His weather blog is the tits.

http://cliffmass.blogspot.com/2018/06/mystery-missile-launch-explained.html?m=1

It's more fun for me to believe in a Taco Bell shit.

MikeDamone

1to392831weretaken said:

It's before 4:00 in the morning, dark, and the camera is taking a 20 second exposure. That's a plane with its lights on. Navy jets and commercial planes are constantly flying (and usually low) over Whidbey.

If you own a camera that doesn't have a phone wrapped around it, walk to somewhere near you where you can see a hill, put your camera on a tripod, set your shutter speed for 20, click the shutter right as a car reaches the base of the hill, the exposure will finish right around when the car reaches the top of the hill. Check the review screen, and you'll witness a missile launch at the hill RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HOUSE!

Photography Superiority Guy