What's everyone drinking tonight?
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Why don't you contribute something funny and chinteresting, cuck?!TommySQC said:So disappointed in this thread
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@Swaye saves the day as usual.
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He could always leave the gay bar or notPurpleJ said:
That's why you take a mental note and come up behind him with an improvised bludgeon. Go for the knees first, crippling him. Then go to town. Conversely, you could smash a bottle on his face and aim to blind him, but this is risky. You have to swing that thing hard. Or just let him have his way with you. Your choice.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
I was sitting at the bar minding my own business, sneaking pics of the bartender, but I'm near the ordering place. This fat fuck biker does something weird (I forgot). Then he introduces himself. He's wasted out of his mind. Half an hour later, he sets his beer on my head. I'm 5-10, maybe 177 lbs. I haven't been in a fight since 1993. He'd kill me. Just being honest. He's at least 250. Later, he grabs me on my chest. Creepy mother fucker. I'm guessing he's just out of prison and his white trash step dad did bad things to him.PurpleBaze said:
Only felt up? That's it?!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Smirnoff
Been drinking all weekend really
Kind of got felt up by a biker at a dive last night....wish I was kidding. #metoo -
Irish Death is good and easy to find. Good roast/malt balance without being too heavy.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging. -
Lots and lots of fucking bud light, dos equis, and coors.
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Backpack! No!! Think of your future!!!
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Laphroaig tonight after some Ardbeg... and I _am_ sipping it, yellowbiotch.
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In short... a lot of piss.backthepack said:Lots and lots of fucking bud light, dos equis, and coors.
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I fucking love this poaster.1to392831weretaken said:A couple Kulshan coffee stouts and a couple Freemont Dark Stars.
I likes my stouts and porters and browns (lotsa amazing sours now, although they used to all suck balls). IPA is the equivalent of Starbucks coffee and stupidly flaming hot sauce: bitter and nasty and over the top so small-dick guys can prove how Tac Town Tuff they are, then it kills their tastebuds until the only thing that registers even is burnt nasty coffee, Dave's Insanity Sauce, and 100+ IBU bitter ass beer. There's nowhere to go from there.
Sad for me, as it means that I have to wade through 10,000 identical IPAs at the grocery store before I can find a decent stout that isn't overpriced and ruined by bourbon barrel aging.
