Annual thread updated for 2018: rank your current top 5 posters

2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
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BaldwinIV said:
1. @Dennis_DeYoung funny + recruiting + intelligent + unstable
2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
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@BallzDeepBaldwinIV said:1. @Dennis_DeYoung funny + recruiting + intelligent + unstable
2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
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@Balls_Deep
@ZombieBallz
@puppylove_sugarsteel
@Shane -
1 @PurpleJ - GOAT, best pickem in the game, great salt miner, will skin you alive and turn your face into a designer handbag, only has FINAL solutions and not some half-baked retarded pussy shit that won't work, is always right and appreciates SEC football
2. @RaceBannon - tells cool stories about riding his mastodon to huskie games, was GOAT until I showed up and went 3-6 in the finals, big Trump guy, appreciates SEC football and Nick Saban, loves black/latina chicks
3. @GrundleStiltzkin - best gifs in the game, appreciates a good whoosh, continues when told to STOp, immature screen name
4. @Swaye - understands how hard it is to balance being gay and loving women/drugs, loves violence, was a good sport about my final solutions and hasn't scalped me yet (because he can't...pussy)
5. @MikeDamone - I like to put 5 items in list format. I do that.
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1. @Swaye (duh)
2. @Dennis_DeYoung (stable genius)
3. @SpiritHorse (with more poasts would be higher)
4. @CuntWaffle (best takez in the game)
5. Let's take a moment of silence for one of the greatest poasters the HH cesspool has ever seen. RIP Baabs
That being said @puppylove_sugarsteel makes me crack up the most.
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Boobs used to be good, then he turned into a sociopathic, race obsessed SJW bitch and ran away like a cunt after repeated ass kickings in the Tug. I'm beginning to think he's not one person, but several.jhfstyle24 said:1. @Swaye (duh)
2. @Dennis_DeYoung (stable genius)
3. @SpiritHorse (with more poasts would be higher)
4. @CuntWaffle (best takez in the game)
5. Let's take a moment of silence for one of the greatest poasters the HH cesspool has ever seen. RIP Baabs
That being said @puppylove_sugarsteel makes me crack up the most. -
My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly. -
Free pub!!!
I have a top 5 list but as a Bernie supporter I’m going to take my top 5s chins and distribute them equally among the worst posters to even things out. -
I heard that some super delegates are going to over ride my vote for youallpurpleallgold said:Free pub!!!
I have a top 5 list but as a Bernie supporter I’m going to take my top 5s chins and distribute them equally among the worst posters to even things out. -
Good news for Hondo, Sledog and Mosster!allpurpleallgold said:Free pub!!!
I have a top 5 list but as a Bernie supporter I’m going to take my top 5s chins and distribute them equally among the worst posters to even things out. -
I based my list on the Top 5 row boat fans here at Hardcore Husky
@creepycoug
@whlinder
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Hurtful. I think I'm at my best, which is to say worst, during ophseason.dnc said:My actual list
1. @Swaye - duh
2. @allpurpleallgold - you'll always be my en eye gee gee eh
3. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi - underrated by many, needs to poast more
4. @Dennis_DeYoung - best bipolarism money can buy
5. @RoadDawg55 - all around solid
Look at that diversity! Injun, falsely alleged to be a woman, notorious pedophile, gay paraplegic black and an asian in my top 5.
My next five is pretty white though:
6. @GrundleStiltzkin - only during the offseason. During the season taint no one who can touch him.
7. @RaceBannon - legend
8. @Gladstone - long one of my faves
9. @YellowSnow - been a great addition
10. @puppylove_sugarsteel - nuff said
I didn't include alts but if I did @SpiritHorse @Octavian and @GrandpaSankey would rate highly.
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- Pumpy - Wildly entertaining so long as you don't take him too seriously. I really don't understand any poaster that does.
- @Swaye bc metal and chicks. He also hasn't scalped me either yet.
- @YellowSnow the solid beginnings of a varsity sports bromance.
- @Dennis_DeYoung & @CokeGreaterThanPepsi bc really they are 2 sides of the same teen boi stalking coin.
- @dnc - solid poaster with solid level headed takes. Husband to one of my other favorite poasters and I know that he's the one that makes it all possible.
- @RaceBannon bc we all need to hear stories Gil Dobie era. Might as well include six since I already broke the five format with DDY and Coker.
- Pumpy - Wildly entertaining so long as you don't take him too seriously. I really don't understand any poaster that does.
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Actual more serious list
@RaceBannon Godfather of the movement and how I found this shit hole.
@Dennis_DeYoung Fast Strategy Hero
@Swaye Fast Strategy Hero
@dnc Favorite theologian / sermon giver
@UW_Doog_Bot / @GrundleStiltzkin tied for 5th...couldn't decide. -
Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
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When I was 12 I covered my entire face with the chalk from a pool table and pretended to be a member of the blue man group.
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any ranking w/o the great @Racebannon is bunk in my view. he was there ... for everything.BaldwinIV said:1. @Dennis_DeYoung funny + recruiting + intelligent + unstable
2. @allpurpleallgold dialed in basketball takes
3. @YellowSnow he's the dude from big lebowski
4. @DoogCourics great stalking skills
5. @Neighbor2972 recruiting + intelligent (sadly, is stable and unfunny)
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@Swaye easy choice
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi TBS legend
@RaceBannon GOAT
@Dennis_DeYoung Easily the most hateful
@Gladstone Told me to post more -
Finally, a ranker with some cents.YellowSnow said:I based my list on the Top 5 row boat fans here at Hardcore Husky
@creepycoug
@whlinder
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When he isn't selling blow in the U district and being too tuff for us and all.RoadDawg55 said:PGOS
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It's an uphill battle and I'm just happy to be in the conversation.YellowSnow said:Actual more serious list
@RaceBannon Godfather of the movement and how I found this shit hole.
@Dennis_DeYoung Fast Strategy Hero
@Swaye Fast Strategy Hero
@dnc Favorite theologian / sermon giver
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can't believe I didn't make your honorable mention list. I shoot for those heights, though I rarely reach them.Swaye said:Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
@SpiritHorse (duh)
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My advice: avatar acquisition would help your stock price.creepycoug said:
can't believe I didn't make your honorable mention list. I shoot for those heights, though I rarely reach them.Swaye said:Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
@SpiritHorse (duh)
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but that's my schtik ... the no-avatar schtik! that pink and purple guy blowing smoke rings with sun glasses on ... is me.YellowSnow said:
My advice: avatar acquisition would help your stock price.creepycoug said:
can't believe I didn't make your honorable mention list. I shoot for those heights, though I rarely reach them.Swaye said:Okay ding dongs. Let me tell you how this really is.
1 @RaceBannon This fucker is 900 and hasn't lost a step. GOAT
2 @dnc Smart, sexy, ample bosom and a bony 12 year old girl ass. Plus he teaches me how to sound out words.
3 @Dennis_DeYoung Hates everyone, and everything, yet still making it in the world as a parapalegic gay black man.
4 @GrundleStiltzkin Think you can .gif? Bitch step off. Grundle is a man amongst boys (put your dick back Coker)
5 @Gladstone Criminally underrated as a poster mostly because you dumb dinks are dumb.
Honorable Mention Tier
@CokeGreaterThanPepsi Never thought you could roll a teetotalling NAMBLA stalker into one person? Think again fag.
@allpurpleallgold Even though he hates all my bitches, I love him.
@DerekJohnson We wouldn't have this hive of scum and villainy without our glorious dictator.
@PurpleJ Funniest and weirdest motherfucker on here all at the same time. I tattooed TAC on one cheek and TOWN on the other.
@RoadDawg55 Probably the best all around poster for even keeled knowledge, humor, and math. Because Asian.
Best "newcumer"
@YellowSnow and it isn't close.
Best alt
@SpiritHorse (duh)
hurts.
bad.
if I got one now it would be obvious.