Destroy your phones

2001400ex

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

phineas

https://youtu.be/p4ynZowsDtU

GrundleStiltzkin

Ewe first

Baphomet

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

GrundleStiltzkin

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Thanks, Obama.

2001400ex

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

Baphomet

2001400ex said:

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

If the message is going through your cell phone's data plan, then your cell carrier can store it for the NSA, who can decrypt it regardless of the private messaging app.

The only way to avoid that is if you only use your phone via WiFi and always have it in Airplane mode, and I doubt this was the case for any of them.

GrundleStiltzkin

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

If the message is going through your cell phone's data plan, then your cell carrier can store it for the NSA, who can decrypt it regardless of the private messaging app.

The only way to avoid that is if you only use your phone via WiFi and always have it in Airplane mode, and I doubt this was the case for any of them.

Yeah, but still.

Baseman

2001400ex said:

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

We’re back to hypotheticals now? Fuck

GrundleStiltzkin

Baseman said:

2001400ex said:

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

We’re back to hypotheticals now? Fuck

First tim reading a Honod poast?

2001400ex

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Baseman said:

2001400ex said:

Baphomet said:

2001400ex said:

Hannity said. “Delete all your emails, and then acid wash the emails and hard drives on your phones, then take your phones and bash them with a hammer into little itsy bitsy pieces, use BleachBit, remove the sim cards.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hannity-suggests-mueller-witnesses-destroy-evidence-hillary-clinton-122917749.html

The important stuff is already on the cell carrier's servers, and the NSA can request it anytime they like.

Destroying your phone won't do anything.

Supposedly they were using private messaging services that didn't go through the cell providers.

We’re back to hypotheticals now? Fuck

First tim reading a Honod poast?

It's his first day.

GrundleStiltzkin

Thanks to @DavidAWoods for the timly retwat

https://twitter.com/cat_beltane/status/797139642076237824

BleachedAnusDawg

What about 2-way pagers?

RaceBannon

Pay phones

PostGameOrangeSlices

The problem with satire is you have to have some baseline of intelligence to understand it.

Swing and a miss, Yamaha