Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
Dnc, HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
God figured all this out when he created it. Go ask.
Applying gender specific pronouns to God. Wow. Just wow.
God is a dude. We know this because women have to sit to pee.
Yeah, but women can have multiple orgasms.
Women are vengeful as hell too
My wife is going to get her brakes fixed and I asked her if she was going to Firestone. She said she hasn't forgotten how they treated us years ago. I had but since she brought it up I was like, yeah fuck those guys!
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
How Milky Way centric of you!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
God figured all this out when he created it. Go ask.
Applying gender specific pronouns to God. Wow. Just wow.
God is a dude. We know this because women have to sit to pee.
Yeah, but women can have multiple orgasms.
Women are vengeful as hell too
My wife is going to get her brakes fixed and I asked her if she was going to Firestone. She said she hasn't forgotten how they treated us years ago. I had but since she brought it up I was like, yeah fuck those guys!
Last week my kid got an estimate to get his brakes done. I laughed when I saw how much it was.
When I got home the next day he had his car up on jack stands and had the parts laying there. I asked if he needed some help and he waved me off.
I had a couple drinks and he came up the stairs about an hour later. Brakes done, money saved. I told him he should take all the scratch he saved and spend it on hookers and blow.
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
How Milky Way centric of you!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
You science believing in Christians are just no fun to debate. Give me a Young Earther damn it!
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
How Milky Way centric of you!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
You science believing in Christians are just no fun to debate. Give me a Young Earther damn it!
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
How Milky Way centric of you!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
I sat in on some rocket scientists lecturing on Genesis and it was pretty "enlightening"
Time and space are human constructs. There is neither
No beginning no end no boundaries no limits no nothing
So you're saying 1 day in the Book of Genesis is not 24 hours then?
a day to the Lord can be a thousand years to man
Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
Not bad guesses based on the knowledge available to them at the time. They got some of the order wrong - e.g., plants before light - but did figure out that the animals came before us monkeys.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day....
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
The sun and stars don’t come until day 4 though. So not only are there plants before the sun but there’s light. That’s a doozy.
How Milky Way centric of you!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
One of my dads is skeptical of evolution. Big church guy. I didn't mention it when he left my mom. The divorce being a sin part is just silly, but that Darwin guy is full of shit.
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Genesis says the known world was formed out of the unknown
Not bad for bronze age story tellers
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
Dnc, HH is not for sermon seekers. Your church group potluck on Wednsday is perfect for that. Dawgman conducts sermons by Kim in every thread... You know that, and your wifey prefers your interweb history shows that as she checks it daily.
Like the NFL, Sundays are a bummer . Church is boring i get that...but keep it off this forum. As far as ass fucking is concerned, keep trying. She'll give in eventually. But when she does dont bury it. Start with the head the 1st time. Tease her with an inch at a time.. Pretty soon she'll be grabbing your hips and sinking that buddy of yours. Dont dump in there though, itll be the last time. I know its tempting, but unload on her back. Otherwise youre cooking dinner for 3 days
My wife is going to get her brakes fixed and I asked her if she was going to Firestone. She said she hasn't forgotten how they treated us years ago. I had but since she brought it up I was like, yeah fuck those guys!
FTR, I'm in the "Genesis tells us who and why, science tells us when and how" camp.
When I got home the next day he had his car up on jack stands and had the parts laying there. I asked if he needed some help and he waved me off.
I had a couple drinks and he came up the stairs about an hour later. Brakes done, money saved. I told him he should take all the scratch he saved and spend it on hookers and blow.
That's when my vengeful woman story started.
I like science.