My wife and I went camping not long after she moved out here from Jersey. Took our two kids. It was July so of course it was raining and cold. First and only camping trip with her
We would camp out in high school but you get so fucked up you pass out anywhere. No need for a tent
My wife and I went camping not long after she moved out here from Jersey. Took our two kids. It was July so of course it was raining and cold. First and only camping trip with her
We would camp out in high school but you get so fucked up you pass out anywhere. No need for a tent
I don't like this recent trend in glamping. I'm out in the woods doing low rent camping (small lean to shelter with one LED lamp and eating beans out of the can on a small campfire I had to build myself) to be able to hit the fly fishing stream at first light and next thing you know some woman with 3 inch nails, her idiot husband wearing an izod sweater, and their dumb fuck kids are setting up what looks like a circus tent 50 yards away, complete with sound system, ironing boards, inflatable furniture, generator, mini fridge and those auto burn logs that only fags use. The works. All pulled out of a fucking 80K Range Rover on 22's.
So, I'm all pissed off and I sneak over to their campsite after they turn the 42inch LCD television off for the night and get into their roll up mattresses and I steal their inflatable love seat and spend the next 20 minutes doing some gross carnal things to it. Put it back right where I found it and hope like hell they assume the crusty white streaks are mayo from their buffet style feast the night before. VICTORY!
I hate rich idiots with more money than sense. It isn't nature if you bring your entire fucking house with you morons.
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We would camp out in high school but you get so fucked up you pass out anywhere. No need for a tent
So, I'm all pissed off and I sneak over to their campsite after they turn the 42inch LCD television off for the night and get into their roll up mattresses and I steal their inflatable love seat and spend the next 20 minutes doing some gross carnal things to it. Put it back right where I found it and hope like hell they assume the crusty white streaks are mayo from their buffet style feast the night before. VICTORY!
I hate rich idiots with more money than sense. It isn't nature if you bring your entire fucking house with you morons.
Plus, fire!
Fuck the lake house. She'd go there.
coming this fall
Sorry...couldn't resist.
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