Seattle bike lanes getting national coverage...

TurdBomber

RedRocket said:

TurdBuffer said:

RedRocket said:

TurdBuffer said:

uzi said:

Swaye said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.

edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.

On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

Fuck off.

That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.

Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.

Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.

I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.

Thanks for proving my point. The 15% is wishful thinking. You're closer to 20% because you don't lift or exercise. Act as TUFF! as you want but numbers don't lie. I've attached my body fat stats to prove that I'm more alpha than you so we don't have to continue this embarssing chest puffing contest. I'm a dick hardening 12.2%. Keep dreaming you chubby try hard beta.

Keeping track of steps and stats on a phone is most-definitively

RedRocket

PurpleJ said:

I have .69% body fat, can bench 69 pounds, and can run 69 miles! GRONK!!!!

The numbers don't lie.

Swaye

I would give all you fags my stats, but I am too busy oiling up for my next show.

TurdBomber

PurpleJ said:

TurdBuffer said:

RedRocket said:

TurdBuffer said:

uzi said:

Swaye said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.

edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.

On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

Fuck off.

That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.

Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.

Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.

I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.

I used to get my cardio by running from the cops, but now I just run for fun and play soccer. Sometimes I get the urge to punch people in the face as they pass. Old habits die hard.

I used to get mine watching bouncing milf tittays along Schuster Parkway.

RedRocket

Swaye said:

I would give all you fags my stats, but I am too busy oiling up for my next show.

Dick bulge too small.

pawz

RedRocket said:

Swaye said:

I would give all you fags my stats, but I am too busy oiling up for my next show.

Dick bulge too small BIG.

CuntWaffle

RedRocket said:

Swaye said:

I would give all you fags my stats, but I am too busy oiling up for my next show.

Dick bulge too small.

Gear does that to you

CheersWestDawg

UWhuskytskeet said:

In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.

The depiction of a man and a woman walking together on the far right side of that picture is bullshit. We all know that in Seattle, people walk by themselves or hold hands with someone of the same sex. I mean, we don't paint rainbow crosswalks in this city without a good reason.

PurpleJ

TurdBuffer said:

PurpleJ said:

TurdBuffer said:

RedRocket said:

TurdBuffer said:

uzi said:

Swaye said:

UWhuskytskeet said:

In other words, someone at Fox found the most expensive project in the city - something that ran for FOUR BLOCKS - then calculated that if every project cost this much per city block then the total cost per mile would be that insane number. It's bullshit because there isn't a single mile of bike lane anywhere in Seattle that cost even close to $12 million to build. Nevermind the fact that it's the entire street being rebuilt, not just a bike path.

I'm sure Fox accidentally left out those details.

edit: Looks like we have identified one of the almost dozen bikers who displace thousands of cars creating miles of unnecessary traffic every day in Seattle.

On other words, you fat fucks that are too fucking fat to get your fat ass on a fucking bike to get some fucking exercise while commuting to work or the store, don't like it when in shape people are in your way.

Fuck off.

That said, I'd much rather have separate bike lanes and not have them on roads. I say we just convert 50% of all of the streets in Seattle, to bicycle only. That way, the bikes won't be in the way of the cars and the fat fucks in the cars.

And... that said, I only ride about 10 times a year, and only when its sunny and only on weekends. But I fully support everybody else that rides daily. They are better than me, and way better than all of you fat fucking fucks.

Fortunately I work hard enough each day to stay in good shape. But if I needed to get in better shape, I'd exercise and lift weights.

I would not put on spandex shorts, shave my legs, and bicycle, like a fag.

Bullshit. If you don't lift weights or exercise then you're not in good shape. Are you really happy with your 30% body fat, supple man tits Dad bod? Be more alpha.

I'm about 15%, because of the beers, but I'd break your hand if I shook it. Cardio? Meh. Try getting off your ass. It's why hyper-cardio tight-shirt gym guys can't fight or take a punch. Just like whiny bicyclists.

I used to get my cardio by running from the cops, but now I just run for fun and play soccer. Sometimes I get the urge to punch people in the face as they pass. Old habits die hard.

I used to get mine watching bouncing milf tittays along Schuster Parkway.

I respect women. Those beautiful breasts provide nutrient-rich milk to our future leaders.

Kaepsknee

Even The CrossFit fags thinks this thread is bad for the sport.