So I’m at a bar

DerekJohnson

A song by Rozes was playing. Lyrics were something like “are you still living in your mom’s basement smoking weed?” And something about a Nintendo 64

Cool story bruh

Swaye

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

Mad_Son

https://youtu.be/wWViHNek2Yo

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

The Dude does not abide

Pitchfork51

QPMS!!!!

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Something someone with only two drinks in them can figure out

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Wow I meant coherent. This really can't count as my first case of drunk posting

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Wow I meant coherent. This really can't count as my first case of drunk posting

Hard to say. We can’t flag a moderator’s post.

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Wow I meant coherent. This really can't count as my first case of drunk posting

THAT was drunk posting for you?!

If you were arguing it isnt even wrong!

co·gent
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(of an argument or case) clear, logical, and convincing.
synonyms: convincing, compelling, strong, forceful, powerful, potent, weighty, impactful, effective; More



SAD TO SEE HOW FAR DEREK HAS FALLEN

Maybe go listen to some triumph and report back

LebamDawg

I thought you were talking maff - trig functions

Baseman

You’re still there? Call a fucking Uber. Hitchhike. Ask one of the stragglers to breakfast. Something.

BearsWiin

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Did they Eiffel Tower you?

DerekJohnson

BearsWiin said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Did they Eiffel Tower you?

It was nothing special. Not like boffing Ally Sheen I’m sure.

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

BearsWiin said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Did they Eiffel Tower you?

It was nothing special. Not like boffing Ally Sheen I’m sure.

From time to time I'm not proud of what we have here. This would be one of those moments

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Da fuq is a cogent?

Something to do with math.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

BearsWiin said:

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning

Did they Eiffel Tower you?

Nailin' Palin style?

oregonblitzkrieg

DerekJohnson said:

Swaye said:

Technically gifted storytelling right there.

You try sounding cogent after your second White Russian. #winning