I'm 5'7.5" and fat. There is no way you were taller than me.
And we still need to smoke a blunt.
Tell you what. If I ever make it to another get together, we can measure while everyone chants TALLEST MIDGET. Then we get out our COCKs! And measure those! Length and girth! Loser gets all their vaccines.
As for blunt, well I haven't smoked in a few months. I've been on a wonderful journey of sobriety lately. Faith, Family, Football. I did bring some jays to the taki and everyone was all like "nooo I'm a fag."
I used to live on Capital Hill just down from the Deluxe - the Whiz kids were living in an aprartment building across the street up behind the elite tav - remember numerous events when the Kids were in drag and wearing sequins in their beards. Worked at the Bananas tavern and the Whiz Kids used to come in all the tim. I know cool story
I'm 5'7.5" and fat. There is no way you were taller than me.
And we still need to smoke a blunt.
Tell you what. If I ever make it to another get together, we can measure while everyone chants TALLEST MIDGET. Then we get out our COCKs! And measure those! Length and girth! Loser gets all their vaccines.
As for blunt, well I haven't smoked in a few months. I've been on a wonderful journey of sobriety lately. Faith, Family, Football. I did bring some jays to the taki and everyone was all like "nooo I'm a fag."
I'm 5'7.5" and fat. There is no way you were taller than me.
And we still need to smoke a blunt.
Don't be that guy who adds 1/2 inch height for street cred. Either own 5'7" or round up to 5'8". Treasuring 1/2 inch screams "I'm short as fuck".
Rounding up is gay. I could try and claim 6'7" but I fall just a bit short so 6'6" it is.
Are you an Army Ranger?
I'm a pacifist...haven't punched another person in anger since high school.
What about just for fun?
Sure. But I'm too risk adverse. There's a lot little dudes out there that would whoop my ass.
I like to box my 6'5" fren at 3 am when we get drunk together. I always lose, because he's a long-armed freak. Then I remind him that in a REAL fight I would just tackle him. Being TUFF is fun!
I'm 5'7.5" and fat. There is no way you were taller than me.
And we still need to smoke a blunt.
Don't be that guy who adds 1/2 inch height for street cred. Either own 5'7" or round up to 5'8". Treasuring 1/2 inch screams "I'm short as fuck".
Rounding up is gay. I could try and claim 6'7" but I fall just a bit short so 6'6" it is.
Are you an Army Ranger?
I'm a pacifist...haven't punched another person in anger since high school.
What about just for fun?
Sure. But I'm too risk adverse. There's a lot little dudes out there that would whoop my ass.
I like to box my 6'5" fren at 3 am when we get drunk together. I always lose, because he's a long-armed freak. Then I remind him that in a REAL fight I would just tackle him. Being TacTown TUFF is fun!
I have a scar on my abdomen from breaking up a fight at a house party back in high school (some dude had a knife lol) and I was robbed at gun point back in my hustlin days. I joke about Tac Town Tuff, but there is some truth there.
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As for blunt, well I haven't smoked in a few months. I've been on a wonderful journey of sobriety lately. Faith, Family, Football. I did bring some jays to the taki and everyone was all like "nooo I'm a fag."
Worked at the Bananas tavern and the Whiz Kids used to come in all the tim.
I know cool story
Good choice, rape eyes.
#humble
I'm sure of it