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I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro

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Just wait until you have 15k posts under your belt.

Just wait until you have 15k posts under your belt.

Does 15k visits count? I cum here to lurk...a lot

Just wait until you have 15k shitposts under your belt.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro

Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

I feel like I just met Burt Reynolds or something. Cloud-fucking-9

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

That really is a masterpiece.

I laugh every fucking time.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

pupper drives me nuts but that shit is top shelf.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.
pupper drives me nuts but that shit is top shelf.

Somebody wishes they had a cool nickname from the pump.

Just wait until you have 15k posts under your belt.

Look! A rare post I chinned Hondo!

I decided to fly to Denver tomorrow to do acid with @BuffBuffPass so expect the shit posting to continue.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

Shit dick is an under utilized phrase.

Just wait until you have 15k posts under your belt.
Does 15k visits count? I cum here to lurk...a lot

Only to @MikeSeaver

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.

Oh those halcyon days of yore when Pup and Cockus would bare knuckle brawl.

I was just blocking time out on my work calendar, basically as a reminder to go home and hang out with the kiddo before he goes to bed. And I wrote “LEAVE”...then I had a nice chuckle.

Fuck this place (jk I love you guys)

Cool story bro
Listen shit dick, the only obsession going on around here is you and this site. Most guys post here and there, you post here in scary fashion. Gives u a reason to pound after a day at the HHB office. You see your post total and scream up to your dads with pride. "Dad I'm up to 50 posts", while your partner cries with happiness.
Oh those halcyon days of yore when Pup and Cockus would bare knuckle brawl.

Shit dick is an odd insult from a guy who is all about the anal sex.

That and cuntless for a man.

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