How to spot a drowning victim

PurpleJ

https://soundingsonline.com/voices/drowning-doesnt-look-like-drowning

Very valuable information.

Be safe this summer!

BearsWiin

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

Kaepsknee

"Of the approximately 750 children who will drown next year, about 375 of them will do so within 25 yards of a parent or other adult. In 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch them do it, having no idea it is happening."


Sounds like we need more intensive water depth background checks.



And some mandatory sterilization.

2001400ex

salemcoog said:

"Of the approximately 750 children who will drown next year, about 375 of them will do so within 25 yards of a parent or other adult. In 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch them do it, having no idea it is happening."


Sounds like we need more intensive water depth background checks.



And some mandatory sterilization.

I'd recommend a 3 day waiting period to swim and a registry of all assualt swimmers.

PurpleThrobber

@ToddDoxeyDawg, true?

Pitchfork51

I used to volunteer at water safety day (i don't even remember what organization it was) to get out of school and hang out with the hot chicks.


I may be perosnally responsible for several drownings

RaceBannon

BearsWiin said:

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead

2001400ex

RaceBannon said:

BearsWiin said:

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead

RIP dawgboard.

RaceBannon

2001400ex said:

RaceBannon said:

BearsWiin said:

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead

RIP dawgboard.

And here's what ruined the bored right on schedule

PurpleJ

@DerekJohnson should just separate the politics board from the random funny shit board. Or merge the things we talk about at a bar board with the music board. Banning Hondo might be and easier and a more final solution.

PurpleJ

2001400ex said:

RaceBannon said:

BearsWiin said:

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead

RIP dawgboard.

Drowning victims are supposed to be quiet and not flail around so much. I know this because I read the article.

RaceBannon

PurpleJ said:

@DerekJohnson should just separate the politics board from the random funny shit board. Or merge the things we talk about at a bar board with the music board. Banning Hondo might be and easier and a more final solution.

If there is one thing I have learned, if you have a Final Solution you have to go with it

oregonblitzkrieg

Hondo is a necessary evil.

2001400ex

PurpleJ said:

2001400ex said:

RaceBannon said:

BearsWiin said:

Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead

RIP dawgboard.

Drowning victims are supposed to be quiet and not flail around so much. I know this because I read the article.

You should have learned that as the mod of a hobby board. HTH