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How to spot a drowning victim

PurpleJ
PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
edited May 2018 in Tug Tavern
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,076
    Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    "Of the approximately 750 children who will drown next year, about 375 of them will do so within 25 yards of a parent or other adult. In 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch them do it, having no idea it is happening."


    Sounds like we need more intensive water depth background checks.



    And some mandatory sterilization.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    salemcoog said:

    "Of the approximately 750 children who will drown next year, about 375 of them will do so within 25 yards of a parent or other adult. In 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch them do it, having no idea it is happening."


    Sounds like we need more intensive water depth background checks.



    And some mandatory sterilization.

    I'd recommend a 3 day waiting period to swim and a registry of all assualt swimmers.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,686
    I used to volunteer at water safety day (i don't even remember what organization it was) to get out of school and hang out with the hot chicks.


    I may be perosnally responsible for several drownings
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,718 Founders Club
    BearsWiin said:

    Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

    2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    BearsWiin said:

    Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

    2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead
    RIP dawgboard.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,718 Founders Club
    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

    2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead
    RIP dawgboard.
    And here's what ruined the bored right on schedule
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    @DerekJohnson should just separate the politics board from the random funny shit board. Or merge the things we talk about at a bar board with the music board. Banning Hondo might be and easier and a more final solution.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    2001400ex said:

    BearsWiin said:

    Can somebody forward this to the Oregon football team?

    2 and a half hours for me to be the first chin tells you all you need to know about this bored being dead
    RIP dawgboard.
    Drowning victims are supposed to be quiet and not flail around so much. I know this because I read the article.