Mes amis, the revolution is nigh. In 24 hours the Half Brain ground swell will come to fruition as another road plunger rape gives epiphany to the unenlightened masses.
We have learned the lessons of 2007 and must make our opinions echo throughout Montlake with uncompromising revolutionary fervor.
We must storm the Apple Cup with anti-Sark effigies like the French stormed the Bastille in 1789.
We must enact a Declaration of the Rights of Husky Fans as our own manifesto.
We must march on the Athletic Offices like the French marched on Versailles, putting Sark and Scott "Let them eat mediocre Football!" Antoinette to the guillotine!
If Sark is retained, we must enact or own Reign of Terror.
I will serve as your Robespierre, leading the public beheading of any and all who stand in our way.
The streets of
Paris Seattle Kent will run with doog blood.
Marchons, marchons! We cannot fail!
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I would of never guessed. Top notch
Kudos whoever idahodawgman is. The bait reeled in a few.