Dylan Hall, 2019 4* BUCK, Lancaster (Ant. Valley), CA - Why would we offer?

Dennis_DeYoung

Okay you fuckbags - so here is one for you guys. Today, we offered some Poly kid from fucking ATL who will never come here. Great, huh?

Well, anyway, we haven't offered Dylan Hall yet - a 6-5, 220 BUCK from Antelope Valley (shout out to Tommie Smith and Jeremiah Pharms!) who it takes three plays to see has HUGE TIME potential. I guess we haven't offered because we are waiting on A&M, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, USC and UCLA to offer like we did with Jeremiah Martin. That's been a great strategy for us.

Anyway, if you want to feel like committing suicide because it is abundantly clear Coach K has no fucking idea what he's doing in recruiting (we offered Braelen Trice before this kid!?!?) have at his hudl: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/9531485/5a2f083d15f70f03f8ed2bc3

Thebourbinator

I thought you already knew God hates us.

FireCohen

Thebourbinator said:

I thought you already knew God hates us.

Allah*

Dennis_DeYoung

Thebourbinator said:

I thought you already knew God hates us.

Hates doesn't even begin to describe it.

CuntWaffle

As long as we get a great BUCK prospect NEXT year it doesn't really matter who we take this year.

Dennis_DeYoung

CuntWaffle said:

As long as we get a great BUCK prospect NEXT year it doesn't really matter who we take this year.

So true. Bumper crop! SAVVY SMALLS!

RaceBannon

Lancaster is the new South Central. We need to recruit there hard

FireCohen

Dennis_DeYoung said:

CuntWaffle said:

As long as we get a great BUCK prospect NEXT year it doesn't really matter who we take this year.

So true. Bumper crop! SAVVY SMALLS!

From him standing next to Suh, he not playing edge. Kid got a massive fucking frame, probably will be 310 easy

Dennis_DeYoung

WeakarmCobra said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

CuntWaffle said:

As long as we get a great BUCK prospect NEXT year it doesn't really matter who we take this year.

So true. Bumper crop! SAVVY SMALLS!

From him standing next to Suh, he not playing edge. Kid got a massive fucking frame, probably will be 310 easy

NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN. Or, should we just tell him that Malloe is recruiting him for no real reason?

whuggy

Offers from only the Beavs and Cuogs. Either everyone else is wrong or it's grades/juvy record.

HUSKYFANATIC

Beno4Life

At least his high school team wears Adidas. Maybe that's our fast-strategy strategy to attract fast strategy dudes?

Also, he looks SUPER raw. But with some quality coaching, could he be molded? You'll down vote me for this, like I do for 99% of Grinolds' posts, but, after just watching his Hudl, Trice looks faster and more athletic to me. He doesn't chuck dudes like this guy but yeah.

Dennis_DeYoung

whuggy said:

Offers from only the Beavs and Cuogs. Either everyone else is wrong or it's grades/juvy record.

The kid has a fucking offer from Yale. It's not grades.

And also - this kid will blow up. Watch. He's skinny, so people are waiting... but it'll happen.

Dennis_DeYoung

Beno4Life said:

At least his high school team wears Adidas. Maybe that's our fast-strategy strategy to attract fast strategy dudes?

Also, he looks SUPER raw. But with some quality coaching, could he be molded? You'll down vote me for this, like I do for 99% of Grinolds' posts, but, after just watching his Hudl, Trice looks faster and more athletic to me. He doesn't chuck dudes like this guy but yeah.

Trice is a fucking slug compared to this guy. Trice is bigger, that's true... but this kid has crazy twitch. And Trice IS NOT athletic and this kid is. I don't know what you're watching, but this kid would be a killer in our D.

He's a three play player. All you need is three plays and you know he's special. No one 6-5, 220 moves like that.

Trice is a weak, un-athletic, half-white slug.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Reminds me a lot of Jeremiah Martin, really crazy speed that he doesn’t even know he has. I’d kill to see this guy (or being honest ANY FUCKING KID WITH TALENT) at BUCK for us.

RealRhino

Caesar Rayford. Pass.

Dennis_DeYoung

RealRhino said:

Caesar Rayford. Pass.

DIAF.

ToddTurnerLIVES

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Trice is a fucking slug compared to this guy. Trice is bigger, that's true... but this kid has crazy twitch. And Trice IS NOT athletic and this kid is. I don't know what you're watching, but this kid would be a killer in our D.

I'm not seeing it. I watched aboout 10 plays of his hudl and he doesn't seem to get off the ball particularly quick and I don't see elite acceleration. Maybe it's looks like he's moving slowly because he's 6-6?

Dennis_DeYoung

ToddTurnerLIVES said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Trice is a fucking slug compared to this guy. Trice is bigger, that's true... but this kid has crazy twitch. And Trice IS NOT athletic and this kid is. I don't know what you're watching, but this kid would be a killer in our D.

I'm not seeing it. I watched aboout 10 plays of his hudl and he doesn't seem to get off the ball particularly quick and I don't see elite acceleration. Maybe it's looks like he's moving slowly because he's 6-6?

Ugh, no.

tvoie

I don’t even have to watch the film to be angry anymore. What in the actual fuck are they doing in recruiting right now? It’s almost like we are being punked. I just don’t get the strategy at all.

bananasnblondes

Hey guys,

Just got back from browsing HH in a parallel universe. Over there, Dennis is going apeshit because we just offered the #70 SDE in the country who has nothing but shit offers. He's going on about how Coach K knows he can't recruit against the big boys so he's lowering the bar to compete against the Beavs and Cougs for 3 star shot buck prospects.

Anyways, what's going on here?