ISIS Threatens 'Satanic' CNN, Universal Studios Hollywood, NASA

DerekJohnson

https://pjmedia.com/homeland-security/isis-threatens-satanic-cnn-universal-studios-hollywood-nasa/

GrundleStiltzkin

We must never judge

Southerndawg

GrundleStiltzkin said:

We must never judge

Their religion is one of peace.

RaceBannon

Jihad is a struggle within oneself to find peace

CuntWaffle

I have a neighbor who is Muslim and he would NEVER threaten CNN, Hollywood, and NASA.

Hippopeteamus

NASA?

DerekJohnson

Hippopeteamus said:

NASA?

Maybe the ISIS guys are sitting around brainstorming, and going "Okay! What are American things we can threaten today on Twitter? Anybody?"

CNN!

Good.

Universal Studios!

Most excellent. Allah will be pleased, peace be among him.

(Silence...)

Anyone else? We need at least one more.

...NASA!

Excellent. I'll go tweet it out now...

oregonblitzkrieg

I'm ok with them waging jihad against CNN. It's hard to tell who the bigger enemy is.

CirrhosisDawg

CuntWaffle said:

I have a neighbor who is Muslim and he would NEVER threaten CNN, Hollywood, and NASA.

You sound poor.