Anybody know what Griswold, Fetters and Eklund actually do for a living?

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

PurpleBaze

I just know that Kum Guzzlah is a real estate agent. If you want it sold in Renton, call Kim.

Meek

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

dude, they make $10.95/month from a shit ton of people by curating Twitter and referencing insider scoops from an imaginary financial planner who is scarfing hamburgers with cheese while watching the world on an iPad at a golf course where he allegedly impresses the local female talent with his wit and generous tips.

if you haven't realized they are pretty fucking smart to pull this off then i can't help you.

whuggy

Meek said:

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

dude, they make $10.95/month from a shit ton of people by curating Twitter and referencing insider scoops from an imaginary financial planner who is scarfing hamburgers with cheese while watching the world on an iPad at a golf course where he allegedly impresses the local female talent with his wit and generous tips.

if you haven't realized they are pretty fucking smart to pull this off then i can't help you.

It is brilliant. Hope is a timeless commodity that suckers will always pay for.

Pitchfork51

I'm pretty sure everyone on here would be incredibly embarrassed if anyone in their professional lives knew they posted here.



But then those judgemental fucks would end up joining and posting tit pics.
So fuck em

DerekJohnson

whuggy said:

Meek said:

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

dude, they make $10.95/month from a shit ton of people by curating Twitter and referencing insider scoops from an imaginary financial planner who is scarfing hamburgers with cheese while watching the world on an iPad at a golf course where he allegedly impresses the local female talent with his wit and generous tips.

if you haven't realized they are pretty fucking smart to pull this off then i can't help you.

It is brilliant. Hope is a timeless commodity that suckers will always pay for.

Hence the timeless allure of Swaye's Wigwam

DenDawg

Last summer my buddy texted me, “Do you know Scott Ecklund? He’s my Uber driver!” I couldn’t believe it until he told me he was riding with a friend from Spokane who asked Ecklund about Dev Culp to which Ecklund responded with his formulaic fucking scouting report “Devin Culp out of Gonzaga Prep. He’s about 6’5” 235-240 BIG time prospect out of Spokane...” Honestly felt bad for the guy. My buddy had to listen to that shit for 20 minutes.

oregonblitzkrieg

Pitchfork51

The only good Uber driver is an Uber driver that bones you

Edwin_Bambino

DenDawg said:

Last summer my buddy texted me, “Do you know Scott Ecklund? He’s my Uber driver!” I couldn’t believe it until he told me he was riding with a friend from Spokane who asked Ecklund about Dev Culp to which Ecklund responded with his formulaic fucking scouting report “Devin Culp out of Gonzaga Prep. He’s about 6’5” 235-240 BIG time prospect out of Spokane...” Honestly felt bad for the guy. My buddy had to listen to that shit for 20 minutes.

I prefer not having white people be my uber/Lyft drivers because they see a fellow whitey and always try to talk to me about whatever bullshit they want. The next time an Uber driver asks me what I do for work I am going to blow my fucking brains out.

Fuck that shit, shut the fuck and keep it moving.

If it’s work I purposely take taxis because those guys know better then to initiate conversation.

FireCohen

Pitchfork51 said:

The only good Uber driver is an Uber driver that bones you

Huh? U like getting stuffed by ur uber driver?

DerekJohnson

WeakarmCobra said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The only good Uber driver is an Uber driver that bones you

Huh? U like getting stuffed by ur uber driver?

dnc

WeakarmCobra said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The only good Uber driver is an Uber driver that bones you

Huh? U like getting stuffed by ur uber driver?

nttawwt

BleachedAnusDawg

I had a Nigerian uber driver once. Started talking about why he moved here and I asked him about Boko Haram. Needless to say, the remainder of the drive was filled with cussing. Lots of cussing. I was impressed as he'd only been in America about a year. Must've been the rap music.

Swaye

Edwin_Bambino said:

DenDawg said:

Last summer my buddy texted me, “Do you know Scott Ecklund? He’s my Uber driver!” I couldn’t believe it until he told me he was riding with a friend from Spokane who asked Ecklund about Dev Culp to which Ecklund responded with his formulaic fucking scouting report “Devin Culp out of Gonzaga Prep. He’s about 6’5” 235-240 BIG time prospect out of Spokane...” Honestly felt bad for the guy. My buddy had to listen to that shit for 20 minutes.

I prefer not having white people be my uber/Lyft drivers because they see a fellow whitey and always try to talk to me about whatever bullshit they want. The next time an Uber driver asks me what I do for work I am going to blow my fucking brains out.

Fuck that shit, shut the fuck and keep it moving.

If it’s work I purposely take taxis because those guys know better then to initiate conversation.

PurpleThrobber

They drink likedrive a cab.

HoustonHusky

Pitchfork51

WeakarmCobra said:

Pitchfork51 said:

The only good Uber driver is an Uber driver that bones you

Huh? U like getting stuffed by ur uber driver?

yes





found the guy whos never banged his uber driver

Baphomet

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

Considering how shitty their site has always been, I assumed at least one of them was a self taught VB/ASP coder that probably picks up $20/hour doing test work at Drugstore.com

longduckdong

BabsGilbyTawdTy said:

Just assuming the web site and podcasts are simply hobbies for the Guys from Dawgman®

Griswold, Fetters and Eklund? Who the hell are those guys (or girls) someone let me know.....those jabronies sound like they are really dumb on UW football. PM me the info. Thanks!

dnc

Have we(?) told them to fuck off yet?