ESPN's Tom Luginbill listed the top 3 closers in college football recruiting

DerekJohnson

1. Dabo Swinney, Clemson
2. Les Miles, LSU
3. Jim L. Mora, UCLA

(on yesterday's ESPNU College Football Podcast)

AEB

The weather's better in those places.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Just because he stopped at 3 doesn't mean Sark isn't any good. For all we know, Sark might be #4. You ever think about that?

RaceBannon

Self proclaimed expert humping Mora's leg

Mooser42

Obviously he doesn't remember the St Tosh Day Massacre!!!11!!!!!!!

DugtheDoog

If this was posted on doogman, it would be because they're all cheating. And we're so lucky to have a coach not on that list because he's a man of character and he wouldn't stoop to that level. And Mora will implode soon.

Wait...I thought Mora would never coach in college because a long time ago he said recruiting takes a lot of energy you don't have to exert in the NFL, which was loosely translated to mean he loathes recruiting?

CuntWaffle

Those coaches didn't have to deal with 0-12.

sarktastic

Sark closes everybody he wants. It takes a special kind of player to be a Husky.

unfrozencaveman

Can't expect to compete with Westwood/Rodeo Drive - Dicky B

MisterEm

This needs to be front paged on the Teen Boy fanclub forum.

With an embedded youtube clip below of Myles stating why he chose UCLA over Warrrshington. One offered a sales pitch, another closed the deal.

Always looking for closers for my business and Mora is one. Any warm-body with a suit and a pair of opposable thumbs can be a salesman.

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That was the main reason for years why Doogs didn't want Mora because he'll suck at recruiting.

Meanwhile UW is blowing money on recruiting "closers" as assistants when it comes down to the head coach.

DerekJohnson

He_Needs_More_Time said:

That was the main reason for years why Doogs didn't want Mora because he'll suck at recruiting.

Meanwhile UW is blowing money on recruiting "closers" as assistants when it comes down to the head coach.

Maybe now they can hire someone to help prop up Tosh

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DerekJohnson said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

That was the main reason for years why Doogs didn't want Mora because he'll suck at recruiting.

Meanwhile UW is blowing money on recruiting "closers" as assistants when it comes down to the head coach.

Maybe now they can hire someone to help prop up Tosh

I have as much faith in Pool Boy as you do. Meaning Sark is here so continue to expect big in state recruits to choose to go elsewhere.

dnc

Mora never had to recruit against a ranked Oregon State.