Nero Concert, LXIV AD, at the Domus Transitoria on the Palatine Hill. Hades is a huge Nero fan-you heard it here first-and everyone in the underworld has to listen to that fucker's musicorum.
I pretended to love it too. For fucking centuries I played the longus game, and had frequent arguments with Hades about Nero. You see Hades prefers early Nero to later Nero. "Fiddle While Rome Burns" is his favorite album. Playing advocatus diaboli, I would vehemently assert that later Nero was the better lyre-icist, until finally one day Hades erupted in a fit of anger and agreed to let me go back in tempus so he could prove me wrong. We shades can do chit like that. It's one of the perks of being damned.
And while Hades believes I'm going to see the concert in order to witness the brilliance of early Nero, I've got other plans in mind. Plans like strangling the bastardis with the strings from his lyre then watching him die in the fucking fire he started in MY CITY.
Also, if I go back in tempus and slay him before he completes his first album, maybe I won't have to listen to his dreadful musicorum anymore.
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Did a Simple Plan open up for them?
and by that I mean they'd be down to make out and maybe a hand job after a week of meeting each other at the movie theater.
not gonna say I've done it before, but either way, interesting
I pretended to love it too. For fucking centuries I played the longus game, and had frequent arguments with Hades about Nero. You see Hades prefers early Nero to later Nero. "Fiddle While Rome Burns" is his favorite album. Playing advocatus diaboli, I would vehemently assert that later Nero was the better lyre-icist, until finally one day Hades erupted in a fit of anger and agreed to let me go back in tempus so he could prove me wrong. We shades can do chit like that. It's one of the perks of being damned.
And while Hades believes I'm going to see the concert in order to witness the brilliance of early Nero, I've got other plans in mind. Plans like strangling the bastardis with the strings from his lyre then watching him die in the fucking fire he started in MY CITY.
Also, if I go back in tempus and slay him before he completes his first album, maybe I won't have to listen to his dreadful musicorum anymore.