NBA Playoff Megathread

BaldwinIV

is houston playing good defense or am i still drunk

Kaepsknee

Shit half. Shit NBA.

Gladstone

Both teams look like ass. Borderline unwatchable.

haie

salemcoog said:

I miss when NBA players would execute a simple fast break instead of throw it out to the 3 pt line. This game is borderline unwatchable. The pendulum has swung too far to outside shooting in today’s NBA. @haie s late 80s-early 90s Blazers would have run both of these teams off of the court.

Thought you were @‘ing me to proclaim I was right about Dame making first team All NBA. Sad!

haie

salemcoog said:

I miss when NBA players would execute a simple fast break instead of throw it out to the 3 pt line. This game is borderline unwatchable. The pendulum has swung too far to outside shooting in today’s NBA. @haie s 2017-2018 Blazers would have run both of these teams off of the court.

allpurpleallgold

What a fucking bum Harden is. He’s reached Lebron vs Dallas levels except it’s lasted 3 years. Gets blown out by the Clippers to lose the series but Josh Smith and Corey Brewer mount a comeback and Harden pouts on the bench. Does nothing vs the Spurs last year. Now this. MVP my ass. Most Valuable Pussy maybe.

FreeChavez

Harden certainly isn't shy in continuing the shoot till hot rule.

Kaepsknee

As shitty as Houston is playing now, the Dubs are done. Their offense is try to drive the ball, Get stopped and then spin and throw the ball away.

FreeChavez

salemcoog said:

As shitty as Houston is playing now, the Dubs are done. Their offense is try to drive the ball, Get stopped and then spin and throw the ball away.

To be fair i haven't seen an offensive set in about 1 1/2 quarter of this game.

WilburHooksHands

Brutal game in 100 ways. CP3 and Gordon are the only energy. If you cant bring it for this 4th quarter fold the franchise.

allpurpleallgold

Harden has missed 18 straight 3 pointers. Bum.

PurpleThrobber

This is hideous basketball. All least 90's thug ball had the possibility of a brawl at any given time.

PurpleJ

Lots of nega Rockets out here tonight. We got this.

Kaepsknee

KD is all Golden State has on Offense now. He won’t be enough.

WilburHooksHands

Gordon and CP3 are at least showing life

CuntWaffle

I don’t want to hear the Chris Paul is a loser narrative anymore

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

I don’t want to hear the Chris Paul is a loser narrative anymore

Harden's doing his best to take that title from him.

Kaepsknee

allpurpleallgold said:

What a fucking bum Harden is. He’s reached Lebron vs Dallas levels except it’s lasted 3 years. Gets blown out by the Clippers to lose the series but Josh Smith and Corey Brewer mount a comeback and Harden pouts on the bench. Does nothing vs the Spurs last year. Now this. MVP my ass. Most Valuable Pussy maybe.

It takes more than 3 years to wash that Khloey stench off.

PurpleThrobber

Christ - a D League guy jacks up a shot for the Warriors.

Kaepsknee

And Curry flails and chokes the short range.