Taco Bell
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Thread gives me a good asscuse to repost this worthless shit:
Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.
Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC - Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist? -
Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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The master speaketh.jhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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Our resident bowel movement expert weighs injhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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The fish tacos from Del Taco are amazing.RaceBannon said:
Taco Time is a regional treasure that started in RentonPurpleThrobber said:
Taco Bell is for poor people who can't afford Taco Time.CuntWaffle said:Taco Bell will always be that fast food guilty pleasure for most. The aftermath sucks but goddammit does a Cheesy Gordita Crunch hit the fucking spot sometimes.
In California I go to Del Taco
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The original grilled stuft burrito was hte best. like 2.50 for a meal that could last you the entire dayjhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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brosephLoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
you cant compare a real mexican taco place to fucking taco bell -
Robertos is like half a mile from me in vegas. I went last week actuallyLebamDawg said:Roberto's in San Diego County - have they moved up to LA? since they are not here TB is the best, Taco Time thinks they are good they just charge a lot for crap. $5 at TB will feed 3 people
Didnt realize it was a chain until just now -
Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
Pitchfork51 said:
brosephLoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
you cant compare a real mexican taco place to fucking taco bell
Brochacho
I expect this shit from doogs, I figured someone from AZ would know better






