Taco Bell
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Thread gives me a good asscuse to repost this worthless shit:
Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.
Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC - Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist? -
Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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The master speaketh.jhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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Our resident bowel movement expert weighs injhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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The fish tacos from Del Taco are amazing.RaceBannon said:
Taco Time is a regional treasure that started in RentonPurpleThrobber said:
Taco Bell is for poor people who can't afford Taco Time.CuntWaffle said:Taco Bell will always be that fast food guilty pleasure for most. The aftermath sucks but goddammit does a Cheesy Gordita Crunch hit the fucking spot sometimes.
In California I go to Del Taco
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The original grilled stuft burrito was hte best. like 2.50 for a meal that could last you the entire dayjhfstyle24 said:Taco Bell isn't that hard on the asshole if you stick to the crunchy shells. The xxl stuft is diarrhea central.
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brosephLoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
you cant compare a real mexican taco place to fucking taco bell -
Robertos is like half a mile from me in vegas. I went last week actuallyLebamDawg said:Roberto's in San Diego County - have they moved up to LA? since they are not here TB is the best, Taco Time thinks they are good they just charge a lot for crap. $5 at TB will feed 3 people
Didnt realize it was a chain until just now -
Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
Pitchfork51 said:
brosephLoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
you cant compare a real mexican taco place to fucking taco bell
Brochacho
I expect this shit from doogs, I figured someone from AZ would know better -
Code Red or die.Pitchfork51 said:Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
dnc said:
Thread gives me a good asscuse to repost this worthless shit:
Spent two years on payroll at The Bell (ILTCTBTB) in HS and two more in college, so I assume that makes me TB (lol!) superiority guy around here.
Arizona - Meximelt: Small, cheesy, and completely irrelevant.
Arizona State - Chili Cheese Burrito: Like a Meximelt but bigger, sexier, and more likely to give you a disease.
Cal - Seven layer burrito: Colorful and healthy, this item sounds good in theory but nobody actually enjoys it. Also TOO HIGH on the menu.
Colorado - Grilled stuft burrito: Good once every 20 years or so.
Oregon - Mountain dew: Really popular among young people with no jobs, originally green and yellow, now comes in far too many varieties for even it's most diehard fans. Popularity may have peaked.
Oregon State - Sierra Mist: Wishes it was a Mountain Dew.
USC -Crunchy taco supreme: The flagship product, when it's at its best there's nothing better this restaurant has to offer. Likely to break before the meal starts though.Hummus
UCLA - Soft taco supreme. Like USC only way softer.
Stanford - Power menu bowl: Tasty, healthy takes pride in its strength, but a little too Asian. Always a winner, never a champion.
Utah - Mexican pizza. Good item, doesn't really belong here.
Washington - Bean burrito. Probably your safest bet when you're not in the mood for a taco.
Washington State - Breakfast soft taco. Why do you even exist? -
I’m a Baja Blast guy.Doogles said:
Code Red or die.Pitchfork51 said:Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
as should everyone be at taco bellRoadDawg55 said:
I’m a Baja Blast guy.Doogles said:
Code Red or die.Pitchfork51 said:Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
If you are going to Taco Bell and don't get a Baja Blast you need to DIAFFDoogles said:
Code Red or die.Pitchfork51 said:Quad shitpost. Dont mess with my bell
Since I'm working on my company webpage all day today I might as well get some taco bell and fucking mountain dew like a true nerd shithead -
referencePurpleBaze said:I'm waiting for the report of you Crashing your Orkin truck in to it in 24 hours
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Wish ballzdeep was here to shit on this thread
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Whatever.Pitchfork51 said:Freakin love taco bell.
When I hadnt moved up to vegas yet but was back and forth a lot last year I got it a couple times a month.
I actually got it twice on the same 5.5 hour drive and didn't regret it at all.
Here's the beauty of it for those of you who like to not be disgusting fatasses.
While clearly not good for you, it isn't all that bad calories wise because it isn't even close to real food.
Everyone knows you're a Chipotle bitch. -
Small coke = small hands.RaceBannon said:
Del beef burrito with sour cream and a small coke to goDoogles said:Del Taco is trash Race.
I'll order 6 crunchy tacos and a nacho cheese chalupa everytime.
Love Taco Bell
Fire sauce is a must. All you gringos can't handle it but it's the best. -
I dont deny thatsalemcoog said:
Whatever.Pitchfork51 said:Freakin love taco bell.
When I hadnt moved up to vegas yet but was back and forth a lot last year I got it a couple times a month.
I actually got it twice on the same 5.5 hour drive and didn't regret it at all.
Here's the beauty of it for those of you who like to not be disgusting fatasses.
While clearly not good for you, it isn't all that bad calories wise because it isn't even close to real food.
Everyone knows you're a Chipotle bitch. -
There is a card room in midtown Sac called The Limelight. Right next to it is a 24 hour Del Taco where the poors scrounge change to get their fix.
I was playing cards late night and the house kitchen was closed so I walked over and bought about 8 crunchy tacos (wasted).
I'm not trying to bring the tacos back into the card room, but I'm on a heater and in a hurry so I post up at this garbage disposal on the side of the building and begin to smash these tacos (I don't litter, it's one of my things). There is hot sauce and beef everywhere, I'm glossy eyed, unruly and unfazed.
A car rolls through the drive thru and pauses for a few seconds before it continues around the bed. Life goes on.
The next morning I have messages from a manager of a rugby team asking if I'm ok. I'm like yeah I'm perfect but hungover, why?
He tells me it's dad I'm homeless and he spotted me eating Del Taco out of a dumpster in midtown and it's ok to ask for help.
Moral is never go full Del Taco. -
YBFEEDoogles said:There is a card room in midtown Sac called The Limelight. Right next to it is a 24 hour Del Taco where the poors scrounge change to get their fix.
I was playing cards late night and the house kitchen was closed so I walked over and bought about 8 crunchy tacos (wasted).
I'm not trying to bring the tacos back into the card room, but I'm on a heater and in a hurry so I post up at this garbage disposal on the side of the building and begin to smash these tacos (I don't litter, it's one of my things). There is hot sauce and beef everywhere, I'm glossy eyed, unruly and unfazed.
A car rolls through the drive thru and pauses for a few seconds before it continues around the bed. Life goes on.
The next morning I have messages from a manager of a rugby team asking if I'm ok. I'm like yeah I'm perfect but hungover, why?
He tells me it's dad I'm homeless and he spotted me eating Del Taco out of a dumpster in midtown and it's ok to ask for help.
Moral is never go full Del Taco. -
RIP SigsPitchfork51 said:
I was searching for a disgusted head shaking gif and this popped up and I thought it was betterRaceBannon said:
Taco Time is a regional treasure that started in RentonPurpleThrobber said:
Taco Bell is for poor people who can't afford Taco Time.CuntWaffle said:Taco Bell will always be that fast food guilty pleasure for most. The aftermath sucks but goddammit does a Cheesy Gordita Crunch hit the fucking spot sometimes.
In California I go to Del Taco
Never have liked the Bell
carry on
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Drunken taco bell is one of life's saving graces. Sigh.
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If I can get lengua in the parking lot from the girl working the register at Taco Bell, does that count?LoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
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Spocompton = Taco John's
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EsophagealFeces said:
If I can get lengua in the parking lot from the girl working the register at Taco Bell, does that count?LoneStarDawg said:If your taco shop doesn’t offer lengua then you are making a huge mistake
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Taco Time is the best. Steak, lobster, and caviar can fuck right off, because crisp beef burritos are the best food that's ever existed. They don't have a big selection, but they have big flavor.
Del Taco is good. It's kind of a weird place, though. Ever wanted french fries with your burrito? Then this is the place for you. They had these baja shrimp tacos/burritos that were pretty damn good, but I think they were discontinued.
Taco Bell does a lot of things well. In some ways I can understand if some people don't like the flavor, because it's really not the highest quality. But it's still unhealthy, fried meat and cheese and stuff, so whatever. They have a big menu selection and always adding new stuff. And all the locations I've ever gone to have had a very professional, attentive staff. Don't get me wrong, they're still pretty shitty, but compared to McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, and other huge fast food chains, they seem to do a much better job overall of being courteous and not fucking up your order. They're also open super late, and you can order online. Good for you, Taco Bell. But, if only you tasted as good as Taco Time...
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Good post, but Taco Bell has fucked up my order more than any other fast food chain. I almost expect them to fuck it up on those drunken Taco Bell runs.Fenderbender123 said:Taco Time is the best. Steak, lobster, and caviar can fuck right off, because crisp beef burritos are the best food that's ever existed. They don't have a big selection, but they have big flavor.
Del Taco is good. It's kind of a weird place, though. Ever wanted french fries with your burrito? Then this is the place for you. They had these baja shrimp tacos/burritos that were pretty damn good, but I think they were discontinued.
Taco Bell does a lot of things well. In some ways I can understand if some people don't like the flavor, because it's really not the highest quality. But it's still unhealthy, fried meat and cheese and stuff, so whatever. They have a big menu selection and always adding new stuff. And all the locations I've ever gone to have had a very professional, attentive staff. Don't get me wrong, they're still pretty shitty, but compared to McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, and other huge fast food chains, they seem to do a much better job overall of being courteous and not fucking up your order. They're also open super late, and you can order online. Good for you, Taco Bell. But, if only you tasted as good as Taco Time... -
Try your best moving forward not to be the faggot that makes a custom order on a classic soft tacoRoadDawg55 said:
Good post, but Taco Bell has fucked up my order more than any other fast food chain. I almost expect them to fuck it up on those drunken Taco Bell runs.Fenderbender123 said:Taco Time is the best. Steak, lobster, and caviar can fuck right off, because crisp beef burritos are the best food that's ever existed. They don't have a big selection, but they have big flavor.
Del Taco is good. It's kind of a weird place, though. Ever wanted french fries with your burrito? Then this is the place for you. They had these baja shrimp tacos/burritos that were pretty damn good, but I think they were discontinued.
Taco Bell does a lot of things well. In some ways I can understand if some people don't like the flavor, because it's really not the highest quality. But it's still unhealthy, fried meat and cheese and stuff, so whatever. They have a big menu selection and always adding new stuff. And all the locations I've ever gone to have had a very professional, attentive staff. Don't get me wrong, they're still pretty shitty, but compared to McDonald's, Burger King, Arby's, and other huge fast food chains, they seem to do a much better job overall of being courteous and not fucking up your order. They're also open super late, and you can order online. Good for you, Taco Bell. But, if only you tasted as good as Taco Time...
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