I didnt' think it was possible to hire a coach that was a bigger dweeb than Helfrich

RaceBannon

Hippopeteamus said:

Baseman said:

http://twitter.com/coachfeld/status/972665072056025088?s=21

UW offseason natty hopes dashed.

I like how players or coaches say this like this chinsight gives there team some unique advantage, as if no other coach has told his team this for the past 70 years.

FINISH

oregonblitzkrieg

ntxduck said:

Gladstone said:

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

AZDuck

Pitchfork51 said:

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

winning is cool

ergo, Kelly is cool

winning is cool

ergo, Helfrich sucked, except for when Mariota and a team of upperclassmen did the heavy lifting for him

oregonblitzkrieg said:

ntxduck said:

Gladstone said:

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

HR, YK

PurpleReign

Mad_Son said:

Jonathan Smith is basically Ted Cruz

More like SmithFS is what happens when Ted Cruz and Steve Sarkissian have a baby out of wedlock.

P. S. S. S
My autocorrect turned 'SmithFS' into 'Smut GFs'.

MisterEm

PurpleReign said:

Mad_Son said:

Jonathan Smith is basically Ted Cruz

More like SmithFS is what happens when Ted Cruz and Steve Sarkissian have a baby out of wedlock.

P. S. S. S
My autocorrect turned 'SmithFS' into 'Smut GFs'.

When pornhub search history hits the boreds. Non-pumpy edition.

greenblood

Gladstone said:

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

The awkward dork is better if he has serious money. If you're broke, you can still pull nice tail as an IQ meathead, not at all if you're a poor awkward dork.

Unless you are stupid rich, IQ meathead always wins out.

longduckdong

Smith reminds me of Brick from 'The Middle'

Pitchfork51

AZDuck said:

Pitchfork51 said:

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

winning is cool

ergo, Kelly is cool

winning is cool

ergo, Helfrich sucked, except for when Mariota and a team of upperclassmen did the heavy lifting for him

oregonblitzkrieg said:

ntxduck said:

Gladstone said:

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

HR, YK

I just mean that Oregon was cool under Kelly but Kelly himself is pretty dorky