KJR couches re-shuffled and somehow it's even shittier

bananasnblondes

Fain demoted to the afternoon show to back up Softy

Chuck Powell called up to the Bellevue Handjob morning show along with Bucky Jacobsen (lol)

Corpse of Mike Gastineau reanimated to help Jason Pucket with the late morning show. Can't wait for the horse racing, soccer, and sports gambling hot takes.

CaptainPJ

Gas is still alive?

Even so, they think bringing him back is going to sell more ad?

Bucky fucking Jacobsen?

Christ - pull the plug already

CuntWaffle

Lol they are on life support. Half of their commercials are them promoting how valuable radio commercials are. Did you know more people listen to the radio than watch Game of Thrones? Fucking ridiculous haha.

They interview people like a random bullpen pitcher for the Mariners with a 7.09 ERA or "special guest" Hugh Millen who just happens to be the same "special guest" every day on every fucking show.

Do they even realize they regurgitate the same boring topics every day? "uhhhhhhh well Richard Sherman leaving is big... Earl Thomas leaving would be big too... what do you think Hugh? Break it down for us".

You know you suck when the guys from Dawgman.com bring you more material than all of your other shows combined.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Let’s not forget special guest Mike Holmgren!

LoneStarDawg

Wake me when @iDawg (RIP) is reanimated and pooding

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Fain demoted to the afternoon show to back up Softy

Chuck Powell called up to the Bellevue Handjob morning show along with Bucky Jacobsen (lol)

Corpse of Mike Gastineau reanimated to help Jason Pucket with the late morning show. Can't wait for the horse racing, soccer, and sports gambling hot takes.

Bucky Jacobsen from the Tacoma Rainiers?

PurpleThrobber

Let me know when they bring back the Fabulous Sports Babe and New York Vinnie.

Are they dead yet?

BleachedAnusDawg

Apparently Gas Man is a temporary hire for 3 months before they announce a new "big name" to start in July. Getting Fain off the mornings is a good move. Also, Sark > Ty.

MelloDawg

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Apparently Gas Man is a temporary hire for 3 months before they announce a new "big name" to start in July. Getting Fain off the mornings is a good move. Also, Sark > Ty.

Did they say big name? If I’m KIRO, I’d wait until Mitch does his time or whatever his penalty was, hire him, and then really drive the stake into KJR.

Bucky Jacobsen with Chuck Powell? KIRO will demolish them in the ratings.

Also, fuck Mike Gastineau and his Ty Willingham favoring blobs of fat

whatshouldicareabout

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Bucky Jacobson is a disaster. That's just a joke.

Fain did better than I thought, but he totally relied on guests and sidekicks. Holmgren, Bell, Softli, and Hugh were good. Donald Watts and Eldridge Recasner sucked. Recasner just yelled and argued the whole time.

CheersWestDawg

CuntWaffle said:

You know you suck when the guys from Dawgman.com bring you more material than all of your other shows combined.

Alright, let's try to keep the bullshit to somewhat believable levels.

backthepack

baseball only hawt talk, in the morning, will drive the stake into that station.

RaceBannon

A dawgman thread and a kjr thread on the front of the main bored

Kill it with fire

Joey

My god Fain can not die. Now he's going to laugh at all of his shitty non jokes and ruin Softy's show.

dnc

joeEDangerously said:

My god Fain can not die. Now he's going to laugh at all of his shitty non jokes and ruin Softy's show.

Meek

are there stats on how many people turn off their radios the instant these sports radio jockeys bring on the sports gambling arseholes? Nothing worse than listening to those gambling tards yelling about how much they know without saying anything outside of "call a recorded line for tonight's pick"...how the fuck do these radio stations not find themselves complicit in gambling since you can't access the pick without dropping in your credit card and getting stuck in their cycle.

WilburHooksHands

If I had an ex-mariner do a show, Id have Ichiro do a daily show entirely in Japanese.

What's that? I'm hearing Ichiro still plays. I'm also hearing he still plays for the Mariners.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Meek said:

are there stats on how many people turn off their radios the instant these sports radio jockeys bring on the sports gambling arseholes? Nothing worse than listening to those gambling tards yelling about how much they know without saying anything outside of "call a recorded line for tonight's pick"...how the fuck do these radio stations not find themselves complicit in gambling since you can't access the pick without dropping in your credit card and getting stuck in their cycle.

Those are the worst. They always have some thick New Jersey accent and probably wear six gold chains at all times except shower time. Always on cue when I tune in a sports station Saturday morning in the 8 am hour

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

A dawgman thread and a kjr thread on the front of the main bored

Kill it with fire

Worst. Offseason. Ever.

FireCohen

What’s a radio?